Quick Thinking...?

[swmnkdinthervr]

Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the order to

shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!". The firing squad falls

into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.



John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is

reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before

the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" . Again the squad

falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.



The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is

thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop

over the wall. " As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in

his direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!".

 

[Alphacowboy]

haha, funny... but I think Bush is the only one that would shoot back, the other two liberal wankies tucked tail and ran. As Bush yelled fire, I am sure he was blazing a trail of fire right back! :-laf