Quiz

[Doc Tinker]

Quiz for a mental break down









What do you put in a toaster?















































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: bread... . If you said "toast" then give up now and

go and find yourself a shoe box as you can't handle life... .



If you said "bread" then please progress on to

question 2







(Q2) say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk"..... What do cows drink?





































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: "water"



if you said "milk," then may i suggest that you do

not try the next question, as it may seem that your

brain cell is over - taxed, you need a holiday... May

i suggest children's world?



if you said "water" then you may go onto question 3









(Q3) if a red house is made from red bricks, a blue

house is made out of blue bricks, a pink house is made

out of pink bricks, a black house is made out of black

bricks... . What is a green house made of?













































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: "glass" if you said "green bricks" then

why are you still doing here reading these questions!!!!



if you said "glass" then please progress onto question 4









(Q4) 20 years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft,

over the old country germany when 2 of the engines

fail, the pilot realizing that the last remaining

engine was failing, he decides a crash landing

procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails

before time and the plane crashes smack bang in

the middle of "no mans land" the land between east

germany and west germany in the middle of the berlin

wall, ..... Where would you bury the survivors east

germany, west germany or in "no mans land"?













































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: you don't bury "survivors" if you said

anything other than the sentence above then please never

fly, you may cause more damage should the plane crash!!!



if you said the sentence above then carry on to

question 5









Q5) if on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a

degree every minute then how many degrees will the

hour hand travel in 1 hour?













































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: "1 degree" if you said "360 degrees", or

anything other than the answer, may i congratulate you

on getting this far... But be honest with yourself,

do you think you can handle the last and final

question?



if you said "1 degree" then please go on to the

last question









Q6) **without using a calculator** you are driving

a bus from london to milford haven (wales) in

london 17 people get on the bus, in reading 6 people

get off, 9 people get on, in swindon 2 people get

off, 4 people get on, in cardiff 11 people get off,

16 people get on, in swansea 3 people get off, 5

people get on, in carmarthen, 6 people get off,3

people get on the bus then pulls into milford haven

bus depot.....

What was the name of the bus driver?









































































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[Doc Tinker]

Answer: "your name. " Read the first line

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

only Doc would take the time to type it... only I would take the time to read it

 

[E7mack96]

???

but the hour hand moves 30 degrees an hour (360 degrees every 12 hours) which would mean it moves 1/2 a degree every minute

 

[b.j.oneill]

don't worry Mark I fell for it to I must not have a life I read most of Doc's stuff it's the most entertaining part of my day thanks Doc



Ben

 

[bighammer]

I thought it was fun. I did Ok (except for the milk one )

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Originally posted by b. j. oneill

don't worry Mark I fell for it to I must not have a life I read most of Doc's stuff it's the most entertaining part of my day thanks Doc



Ben

me too!

 

[tgbol]

It's Doc's clock. That is how he get enough time to write things like that!!

 

[milehiscott]

Hey Doc,

Got 100%!!!! Don't you have anything tough?