2nd Gen Non-Engine/Transmission Redneck Innovations

[JMichel]

How about a cow bell hung from a chain on the receiver hitch?

 

[JL penner]

Hey Kissfan, How'd you mount your cb there???? I think you finally helped me decide where to put mine.



You need to add some mudflaps with neked ladies on em... ... now that's redneck!!

 

[BDMiller]

In a pinch I once made a flare in a brake line with a rock & a stick. The craziest thing was it never leaked. I now own a fancy new fangled double flaring tool but the rock was a little easier.

 

[Cummins Thunder]

KissFan, you may want to install a disclaimer on your truck for that exhaust tip... . You know, so that when someone trips on it they cant sue you! :-laf

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

KissFan, you may want to install a disclaimer on your truck for that exhaust tip... . You know, so that when someone trips on it they cant sue you! :-laf

i can picture a sticker on the bumper "warning knee check 1ft ahead" :-laf

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

here's my cowboy cadillac..... notice the redneck 80ft cb whip on the back of the bumper

oh yeah and you need a little mud every once in a good while

 

[Will24]

Still working on the redneck accessories on my truck, but they are slowly accumulating...





cb

firestik mounts and whips at back of hood

lights slowly beginning to appear in non-stock locations

Gun rack (which carries everything from the 300 win mag to the FAL and ARs)

toolbox

stickers on back window (country boy can survive with two rifles)

my drop hitch "auxiliary bumper" (inspired by a subaru slamming into my truck in a parking lot)





more accessories will be added as funds allow

-Will

 

[surfbeetle]

Another redneck item...

Though I don't have this, I believe that it fits the topic

http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

Though I don't have this, I believe that it fits the topic

http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

well i dunno, i dont think we need that kind of assistance... ... ... :-laf

 

[Hokey]

I have a stainless steel tooth pick dispenser mounted on the dash of my truck that I stole from a Denny's restaurant.

T. J.

This one get my vote :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Kissfan113]

i will have to take my hat to the truck for turbodiezel, i just screwed the bracket for the cb to the floor console not in the way a bit, it is actually helpful in a way that it gives me something to lean my leg against on long trips(no cruise), the gunrack is a Big Sky Racks Inc. Overhead 2 gun rack, it costs about 56 bucks from cabelas, i have been thinkin on some big red truck nuts, i figure for the flaps i will use the rams head hard flaps from mopar as i already have them, the pipe is at more of an angle now, i hit some guardrails here a few weeks ago and bent it back towards the bumper, i have almost gotten all that fixed, body shop soon, aluminum rims and new hubcaps to replace factory steels with trim rings that got tore up (the caps and rings that is) did y'all notice the cummins stickers i have to harass the rest of the diesel world, i love them, havn't seen another truck with em yet around here

 

[Dave M]

A redneck usually gets most of his truck and car parts from a junk yard... ... ..... and thats usually in his back yard. Man I don't throw nothing away... even junk vehicles. Gotta have 5 coon dogs living under the front porch and a dog house out of a junk car with no wheels and one door missing.

 

[Eric_B]

Just thought I'd add my daily driver in here. :-laf And yes they are SOLID BRASS. Oo. https://www.turbodieselregister.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=&stc=1

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[MMiller]

Thats NNNIIIIICCCCEEEE, Eric Just one question, how are they attatched so someone does not run off with your brass balls?



Michael

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

mike, nutzforyourtrucks sells a device that connects into your reciever hitch so that doesnt happen..... Oo.

eric, thats great :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

Y'all forgot the red light bulbs in the cab lights, to make it look like a cow taxi... Also, you have to keep all the stickers on your windshield from the past 5 years worth of rodeos, so you dont get hassled if you feel like going to any rodeos which you choose not to participate. . Beer cans add points, but you must have a fully stocked cooler, or "Coffin" as I call it, full of only the finest cheap beers, like Keystone, or Milwaukee's Best Light. . Another point to make sure of is to have a complete flavor selection of Boone's Farm readily available with the cheap beer selection. As far as inside the truck, no need to get some expensive seat covers, just use some cheap mexican blankets. they work awesome! When your seat cushion goes south, take it out and rebuild it with baling wire, and foam from an eggcrate mattress cover!

BTW, the Cowbell has to be hung with a dog choke chain, to prevent theft. . I found out the hard way, but now I take my ding dong everywhere, and dont have to worry anymore!



Hope these ideas are beneficial to some of y'all!



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

LOL chris!!!! hey i'll be moving back to san marcos pretty quick... . you might have to show show me the seat innovations... mine are going south :-laf

 

[ProMac1K]

Hahaha!!! They don't call it Milwaukee's Reserve for nothing. D



BTW, nice gun rack! Think i'll try to track one down for myself.

 

[redfuelrules]

I'll take old mill in a bottle over any variety of Beast... even Ice

... any day of the week.

 

[ProMac1K]

They make old mill in a bottle... ... ... ? :-laf