Redneck Vasectomy 101

[BreaksEverything]

After having their 11th child, an Redneck

couple decided that was enough, as

they could not afford a larger bed.



So the husband went to his veterinarian

and told him that he and his cousin

didn't want to have any more children.



The doctor told him that there was a

procedure called a vasectomy that could

fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said

the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"



"light it, put it in a beer can,

then hold the can up to your ear

and count to 10. "



The Redneck said to the doctor,

"I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a

cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me. "



"Trust me," said the doctor.



So the man went home, lit a cherry

bomb and put it in a beer can. He held

the can up to his ear and began to count:



"1"



"2"



"3"



"4"



"5"



At which point he paused, placed

the beer can in his lap and resumed

counting on his other hand.



This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee,

Louisiana, Kentucky, Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas,

& West Virginia

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by BreaksEverything



This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee,

Louisiana, Kentucky, Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas,

& West Virginia

#@$%!









































:-laf

 

[illflem]

good one

In Tennessee it takes two cherry bombs, they got big uns

 

[Wayno]

I think yall should ask 3atatime about this , since she is going to college in Mississippi to be a veterinarian . (Sorry Kat , I just had to do it , please don't hit me with that bat)

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Wayno ... She is making a collage?

 

[jmeehan]

Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

Wayno ... She is making a collage?

:-laf :-laf I hate that word, I always come across wrong too.

 

[Wayno]

No , ITS COLLEGE . I didn't take typing in school like some of yall did !!!!!!! I have to learn the hard way , like right here on the forms , how to type and how to run this computer .

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Heck I hear ya I am still listening to Hukt on Foniks.

 

[Skydiver]

In good humor.

It won't be long till the "snow-birds" will be moving south for another winter.



If we did not have the ultra-high humidity in the south the northerners would stay down here all the dead-gum time.

There are only 2 bad things about the south.

#1 hotter than hell summers.

#2 In good taste i won't say it on our TDR web site.



Alabama the beautiful.

Tim

 

[BreaksEverything]

Re: In good humor.

Originally posted by Skydiver



#2 In good taste i won't say it on our TDR web site.



Alabama the beautiful.

Tim

ok then just PM it to me







































































then I'll tell ya what he said