These three guys die and go to Heaven. Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates and tells them that Heaven is full and all of the mansions haven't been completed yet. He can send them back to earth for a couple of weeks so they should think about what they would like to go back as.
The first one thinks for a while and says that he would like to go back to earth as a Bald Eagle so he could soar high above the mountains and clouds. The second says he would like to go back as a California Condor - same reason. The third steps up, grins and says he would like to go back as a stud... ... ... .
A couple weeks later, one of the worker angels comes up to Saint Peter and tells him that the mansions are completed and they are ready for those three men and asks where to find them. Saint Peter says that finding the first two shouldn't be too difficult - look around Colorado and Northern California for the Eagle and the Condor. But he might have a lot of trouble finding the third man - there had been lots of construction going on in Los Angeles.
Wayne