Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
> > WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT
> THEY DO TO MAKE
> > THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.....
> >
> > I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN
> THERE FOR ABOUT 5
> MINUTES.
> > WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT
> A PARKING TICKET.
> >
> > I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW
> ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR
> > A BREAK?"
> >
> > HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
> >
> > I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED
> WRITING ANOTHER
> > TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.
> >
> > SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE
> SECOND TICKET AND PUT
> > IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.
> >
> > THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
> >
> > THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
> >
> > THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
> > TICKETS HE WROTE.
> >
> > I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER
> AND THIS ONE HAD
> > A "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
> >
> > I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M
> RETIRED.
>
Got this in an e-mail. :-laf
> THEY DO TO MAKE
> > THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.....
> >
> > I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN
> THERE FOR ABOUT 5
> MINUTES.
> > WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT
> A PARKING TICKET.
> >
> > I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW
> ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR
> > A BREAK?"
> >
> > HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
> >
> > I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED
> WRITING ANOTHER
> > TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.
> >
> > SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE
> SECOND TICKET AND PUT
> > IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.
> >
> > THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
> >
> > THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
> >
> > THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
> > TICKETS HE WROTE.
> >
> > I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER
> AND THIS ONE HAD
> > A "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
> >
> > I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M
> RETIRED.
>
Got this in an e-mail. :-laf
