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Wow, full on hilarious!!! His topics have aged, (Viagra and coloscopys) as have we all, but he can sure get on a roll!!!

Did you see him during Johnny Carson's last stand? Same old Robin. My wife was EXTREMELY ****** off at my sixteen year old son and the whole family was paying the price, but even she was laughing uncontrolably, we all thank you Robin!





Kent
 
I didn't catch Robin on HBO but did see him live when he was in Minneapolis back in April. My face hurt from laughing so much! It was a blast!:D :D



Paul
 
Well, he's at South Lake Tahoe on August 10th, at Harrahs I believe. Might have to haul Mama up the hill for eveyone's sanity!!



KK
 
Gallagher??????

THere is a great difference between the genius of Robin Williams and some moron who busts watermelons with a sledgehammer- having him on stage with Williams can never happen it would be like Ozzy doing a duet with Tiny Tim. Come on man!!!!!!!!
 
Re: Gallagher??????

Originally posted by mimprevento

THere is a great difference between the genius of Robin Williams and some moron who busts watermelons with a sledgehammer- having him on stage with Williams can never happen it would be like Ozzy doing a duet with Tiny Tim. Come on man!!!!!!!!



Yeah... but I think it would be great to hear Robin's comments with each of Gallaghers actions.



Doc
 
I know a few people in the motion picture business at home in Toronto that have told me that Robin is about the best actor that they have ever worked with. Seems he just an ordinary guy, likes to walk from the hotel to the movie set, no limo for him even in the winter, goes on outings with the film crew, he even does stand up for the cast and crew during production breaks.



Neil

from the scale champs, Tillsonberg, Ontario
 
I saw it. He was funny, but I was never a real big Robin Williams fan.

I can really split my gut laughing at Chris Rock, and Sam Kinnison was really funny. I saw him once, almost died laughing.

Eric
 
I love Chris Rock, Sam Kinnison and George Carlin. What scares me is I find myself agreeing with Carlin alot.



Steve
 
how about Steven Wright



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