Rodney Dangerfield for Fathers Day

[midlife crisis]

My wife and daughter gave me Rodney's book for Dads Day. Oh My God, I cannot put it down. I have always been a Rodney fan- but his stuff never gets old. "That car gave me nothing but trouble, but it was always easy to find it. It was always on a lift. I was always watching it, up, down, up, down. I had the only car that had more miles on it vertically than horizontally". " I told my doctor I want a vasectomy. . he said with a face like mine I dont need one". Last one- " My dad, I asked him if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me to wait till it gets warmer". Good Stuff.

 

[Texas Diesel]

He is one of my favorites too!! Sounds like a great present.

 

[Andy Perreault]

One of his that I remember:

... I go into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll ya have?", and I said, "I don't know, surprise me," and so he shows me a nude picture of my wife.

Andy

 

[lschultz]

Rodney is the man. Sort of reminds me of Archie Bunker

 

[ramfan2]

I like this one... . "I get no respect... . My wife and I were having sex and the Peeping Tom outside our window was booing"



and this one... . "The other day I was walking by a cemetery... two guys with shovels started chasing me"



another good one... . "I had acne so bad as a teenager, Helen Keller tried to read my face"



I love Rodney!



Chris

 

[bmoeller]

www.rodney.com