WELL this isnt related but I thought Id share... .
Ive needed some new "dress" shoes (apparently steeltoe boots arnt good to wear on a date) for quite some time now so I headed to jackson the back way thru spring arbor... . got the mall, left and decided I needed to go to meijer..... Off I went on I94 E bound (55mph) I got up to exit 142 BAM a spaceship landed behind me... . GREAT so i pull over. I was doing 65 in a 55... well I only put down the drivers window, I reached for teh insurance/registration and OH *****

another officer on the passenger side (I got spooked haha) I got the paperwork and the passenger side officer noted to his partner that my windows were tinted... the officer asked me to roll up my drivers side window a little bit so I did... . I maned up to it and said I had it installed so he said "ok Ill be right back" a quick few later he came back to me and gave back the paperwork and let me off on a warning WHEW!... ... SOOOOOO I go to meijer the head back south on 127 and i just got around the bend where it soon turns to 55 from 70... . YOU guessed it another county boy... ON come the lights! so I pull off again and this time I was doing 75 in a 70 (so the speedo said) well I was clocked at 80 in a 70

AHHH darn powerful motor!!! well same routine but I rolled both windows down this time and he (officer) didnt ask about them either He then asked if my "gauge cluster" was stock or not

but he was more intuned to get me some fancy paperwork... . "Ill be right back" (yeah ive heard this b4 I was t hinking... ) well 5 min later (ya know the feeling when your getting a ticket cus hes not "right back"... . ) well sure enough I got a 75 in a 70 no points WHEW (cus I sure as heck dont need any more than I already have

) he then asked If I was having a bad night "yes officer I was just pulled over 30 min ago" "yes I know that mr coleman, have a good night"
AHHHh THEN when he first walked up he asked where I was headed... "home I replied" as if the green faded to gravel road brown paint job didnt set it apart from the rest of the vehicles. so anwyays
I put the cruise at 55 and head home... I stop at US-12 for the light hit green and take off then I get to the double lane and I see a cat off to my right..... woudlnt ya know the damn thing ran out and I tapped teh brakes (not too hard I had cars behidn me) and yeah that wasnt enough... . THUD THUMP yep dead kitty
SOB I yell in the cab then I "phone a friend" and find out that the ticket is NO points but 120. 00 OUCH!!!!!! so i pay 114. xx for the shoes and 120 for the ticket so im up to a 234. 00 evening... ... It looks like Im going to be working and mowing for free for a day
AAAAHHHHHH speed limit it is to hastings :{ I was profiled! they were out to get me I know it!
anyways
Ian