Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
lschultz
TDR MEMBER
Can you believe what happened to me this morning. I was making the rounds checking the equipment inside and outside the bldg. It was around 8:30 and I get the urge to relieve myself of some deposits that come out the lower rear end. So I am setting on the white thrond,pants and underwear(I do wear underwear not like some of you fellows)down in the appropriate place and I look down and what do I see
a scorpion on the inside of my jeans,stinger poised to inject the venom:--) I had a big one coming out and when I saw that little critter I lost it. How long he had been inside my pants and why he did not do his thing I do not know. I have been inside this here bldg. around 16+years and thats the first one I have heard of here. Its possible he attached himself to my body this morning at the house and rode with me to work. Takes us about 1. 5 to get here. We have plenty of scorpions down where I live in the sticks. Come to think of it maybe if Whitmore does come by to see me(I mean harass,pester,be a pain in the a** )when he goes to see his son in Corpus just maybe one of them critters will get him
I can see him now :{
a scorpion on the inside of my jeans,stinger poised to inject the venom:--) I had a big one coming out and when I saw that little critter I lost it. How long he had been inside my pants and why he did not do his thing I do not know. I have been inside this here bldg. around 16+years and thats the first one I have heard of here. Its possible he attached himself to my body this morning at the house and rode with me to work. Takes us about 1. 5 to get here. We have plenty of scorpions down where I live in the sticks. Come to think of it maybe if Whitmore does come by to see me(I mean harass,pester,be a pain in the a** )when he goes to see his son in Corpus just maybe one of them critters will get him I can see him now :{
Are you sure you want to see that?
