We had a little fun with these on another site, please feel free to add some.
Knowing full well that the midwest has an advantage at the pulling track from exprience, we were asked to share some info.
Go ahead and print these off, and keep them in your truck at all times.
1. Always leave the line wide open.
1a. If your clutch can't handle that, let off a hair and wait for it to catch up.
2. Drive straight.
3. If it bounces, let off.
4. Obey the flagger, they carry a gun.
5. Never protest the results, if you are sure the dude was cheating, flatten his tires.
6. Always try to sneak into the gasser class, and blow their doors off, then give them back their trophy/money out of spite at the end.
7. Don't pull with your e-brake on, (Ford Guy, Jesup GA)
8. Always use four wheel drive. (Dodge Guy, Jesup Ga)
9. I f Sled Puller is there, let him win, becuase the whining will be worse than the gloating.
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10. Be sure to video tape all your pulls and those of the competition, and the not so competition, so you can get a fix in the winter months, watch and learn, and if somebody is getting close to you, quietly suggest misinformation.
Knowing full well that the midwest has an advantage at the pulling track from exprience, we were asked to share some info.
Go ahead and print these off, and keep them in your truck at all times.
1. Always leave the line wide open.
1a. If your clutch can't handle that, let off a hair and wait for it to catch up.
2. Drive straight.
3. If it bounces, let off.
4. Obey the flagger, they carry a gun.
5. Never protest the results, if you are sure the dude was cheating, flatten his tires.
6. Always try to sneak into the gasser class, and blow their doors off, then give them back their trophy/money out of spite at the end.
7. Don't pull with your e-brake on, (Ford Guy, Jesup GA)
8. Always use four wheel drive. (Dodge Guy, Jesup Ga)
9. I f Sled Puller is there, let him win, becuase the whining will be worse than the gloating.
______________________
10. Be sure to video tape all your pulls and those of the competition, and the not so competition, so you can get a fix in the winter months, watch and learn, and if somebody is getting close to you, quietly suggest misinformation.
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