Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[Doc Tinker]

My daughter has become a Vegetarian and I've been trying to catch her eating stuff that isn't vegetable, so I can convince her that she can't live on vegies alone. Are animal crackers OK for Vegetarians to eat?



Eat Red Meat!



Doc

 

[Steve M]

How cruel! I saw my mother skin a carrot one time and I just cringed at the sight of it. I could literally feel the carrot's pain. From that day on I decided I'd eat as much red meat as I possibly could afford. Have you never heard the wheat fields scream??? Oh the horror... the nightmares... the way in which veggies die!!!

Now animal crackers? What has the world come too!!!

 

[illflem]

Only the Oscar- Meyer red animal crackers are non-vegetarian. Your best bet is to catch her eating lard, it is a hidden animal ingredient in many products including tortillas and refried beans. If you want to get technical about it eggs are non-vegetarian and are in even more products. You can tell a lot about a person by which end of an animal cracker they bite off first. In order to pis-off the PETA folks I just bite off the legs and leave the rest of the cracker to suffer.

 

[Power Wagon]

So doc... tell us, how did your daughter become so much smarter than you?

 

[Jeff H]

I've always looked at this way. No matter what you eat you have killed something or eating something that has died. In the words of the jungle. Kill or be killed.

What do ya call a vegatarian that has a nasty case of diaria. A salad shooter.

 

[rich m]

From the dictionary in my head.....

Vegetarian (vej- uh- tear- ee- un) : Ancient American Indian word for "perpetually unsuccessful hunter"



Yes, they should eat Animal Crackers, preferably with a bit of ham.

 

[klenger]

Well, it looks like doc is back. I guess I asked for it.

 

[RATTLINRAM]

QUESTION?

Is this a clue that Doc has quit his real job or did his employer read some of his posts and let him go??

It's OK Doc, we think you bring up very logical and interesting subjects for discussion. Keep up the good work.



"Man does not live on veggies alone"

 

[Case500D]

PETA, People Eating Tastey Animals. Man, I can't wait for deer season.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Doc... . say it isn't so..... all the women I dated that lived in Lexington, KY(a veritable Democratic stronghold, thank God I don't live there) turned out to be liberals. Out of those seven, six were vegetarians. One or two dates, they got dumped once I found out. A couple were even scary, in their mis-educated zeal to change the world.

 

[Power Wagon]

Re: QUESTION?

Originally posted by RATTLINRAM

Is this a clue that Doc has quit his real job or did his employer read some of his posts and let him go??

It's OK Doc, we think you bring up very logical and interesting subjects for discussion. Keep up the good work.



"Man does not live on veggies alone"

No, a good stiff drink of pure water, a little relating to the wife in an intimate way, and sleep at the appropriate times IS the rest of what's required

 

[Power Wagon]

Originally posted by Briar Hopper

Doc... . say it isn't so..... all the women I dated that lived in Lexington, KY(a veritable Democratic stronghold, thank God I don't live there) turned out to be liberals. Out of those seven, six were vegetarians. One or two dates, they got dumped once I found out. A couple were even scary, in their mis-educated zeal to change the world.

Briar... I am living proof that liberal != vegetarian.



Vegetarian is good. It is sensible and good for the mind.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Vegetarian is a healthier diet, Mark, and one I need to be on, that's for sure, but I've found out the politics of vegetarians in this state do not agree with me at all, and that they are on a vegetarian diet for political zeal, and not for health reasons...

 

[Doc Tinker]

Eat Pork - The other white meat

 

[redneckdr]

vegetarians

followed a rusty, leaning to the left chevette down the street the other day... ... driving was a female person about 350# plus... ... . had a bumper sticker on the back... ... "i didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables"... ..... almost wrecked the ram LMAO. couldn't see this person "clawing" her way to the top of anything.

doc, it's good to have you back. missed your deep, insightful, soul searching, philosophical questions... ...

 

[Doc Tinker]

How do you know if you're a meat eater or a vegetarian?





The easiest way to tell if an animal is a carnivore or a vegetarian is by looking at the EYES! Hunting animals have

eyes located in the front of their heads, (dogs, tigers, owls) so they can focus in on the prey that they are stalking.

Vegetarian animals have eyes on the side of their heads (rabbits, deer, canary) so they can see hunters coming at them from all directions.



Taken from: The Rowe Elementary School

 

[Forrest]

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?

Someone who lost their veg-inity!





Tell me, how do you spice your veggie-burgers?

I don't know, but the main thing is that it mustn't taste good!

 

[Papa Joe]

I can't see the eyes on animal cracker animals. Are some animal crackers carnivores and some vegetarians ? Perhaps true vegetarians should eat only vegetarian animal crackers. Is it proper to neuter animal crackers?



I'm confused... ... ..... Joe

 

[Power Wagon]

Originally posted by Briar Hopper

Vegetarian is a healthier diet, Mark, and one I need to be on, that's for sure, but I've found out the politics of vegetarians in this state do not agree with me at all, and that they are on a vegetarian diet for political zeal, and not for health reasons...

Some people drive Diesels for political reasons too. Some don't, for political reasons. In fact, some people seem to do very little without it be politically motivated.



I certainly wouldn't let it affect what you do, if I were you. Yer bigger than that and you don't feel any obligation to justify yourself to anyone, do you?

 

[pnwradar]

After spending all of Saturday barbecueing a few dozen pork ribs, I can only feel sorry for those poor, misguided vegetarians. Even the baked beans have to have a little pork fat, to give them some proper flavor. Must be a Yankee thing, I don't recall meeting too many salad eaters down South.



-jon-