Sick Day From Work

[JPope]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.



"What's the matter?" he asks.



"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.



"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"



"I can't see my *** coming into work today!!"

 

[azpete]

I will definitely use that one the next time I call in :-laf