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Singing Bird for Christmas

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An interview with an honest boss.....

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet

shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his

wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet,

which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed

like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?"

the young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet. "

was the shop owner's reply.



The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's

left foot. Chet began to sing:

"Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ... "



The shop owner then held another match

under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune

changed, and the air was filled with:

"Silent Night, Holy Night... "



The young man was so impressed that he paid the

shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as

he could with Chet under his arm.



When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.



"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No,"

the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show

you. " So the young man whipped out his lighter and

placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper

had shown him, and Chet crooned:

"Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!... "



The man then moved the lighter

to Chet's right foot, and out came:

"Silent Night, Holy night... "



The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked,

"What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The

man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager

to please his wife. So they held the lighter between

Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his

throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it

was the performance of his life:



"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire... . "
 
Alternate punchline: I was hoping the bird would fart and the match would ignite it and cause a little mushroom cloud in them folks' living room... :-laf



Matt
 
HoleshotHolset said:
Alternate punchline: I was hoping the bird would fart and the match would ignite it and cause a little mushroom cloud in them folks' living room... :-laf



Matt





Now that would be awesome. :-laf



O by the way MTY



Merry Christmas :)
 
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