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Looking to see how many are intrested in a drag race in Northern SC for the Greenbacks. What will it take to bring some of the fastest trucks to race?

Now I know yous guys been running for dam near nothing, but now we're talking cash. Looking to do somthing real soon without interfering with DHRA events. Alright Scott,Teddiebear,Andy and the rest of ya,I drug my rust bucket up thar and waxed yous *****, now bring your stuff( and fuel pump relays Oo. ) down south.



Might even have a North vs South event



lets see whos intrested



we can have this almost anytime

I OWN THE TRACK



any questions or intrest call Tim @ 704 634-2897
 
That relay breaking was the best thing that ever happened to you :-laf No self respecting 4x guy wants to get beat by a 2x guy. I am still the underdog so I don't have anything to lose. Just so you know, no more relay issues, I jumpered around it with a set of battery cables so it works fine now :D I know my truck is intimidating, with the blacked out lights and the smoke belching out the stacks, but to go and BUY YOUR OWN TRACK... . I just never knew that I scared you that much... . or that you needed THAT much pracatice in order to beat me... . :-laf If I knew how to post a picture, I would put up another one for you to have nightmares about.



As for the race. Timberealla wants to have a dance in her own backyard... how sweet it is to have the chance to put a wuppin on somebody, in front of there home crowd, and better yet, at the track that they own... Hell yeah I am in Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo.



You have a website for your new track, or at least an address so that peopl can see where its at? I can post this on a few other boards to get some interest going also.



Ted
 
Just to go ahead and get the ***** started off right



I Tim Helms being of sound body and mind

Recieved 1 phone call from a Mr. Comp461 who is placing a challange to the Edge Truck to a best of 2 out of 3 match race just to put to rest whos got the fastest deiesl on the planet for the sum of

LOSER PAYS WINNERS FAVORITE CHARITY $5000. 00

yes you read it right, Comp says they've been dodging him for a while

bring this to Pageland SC and I'll give whoever gets em here a $1000. 00 myself plus track will pay winner $2500. 00



Edge i don't know you but quit hiding behind the rock



Lets do this thing



oh Teddie my love,I'll wax your *** for free at the same event



should get her back on the track this week, its nice to be able to destroy a half good transmission Oo. on the track and no 1 ***** at me,i'll keep you'ns posted so the nightmares may begin
 
Well well Timmy RedneckasaurusRex, I have had all of my dumbest redneck friends read your post, to try and figure out just what and the heck you were trying to tell us, but even they couldn't help. I have now gotten a Redneck thesaurus to try and help me interperet your childlike postings. Correct me if I am wrong, but this is what I think you were trying to say here... .



TopFuel6 said:
I Tim Helms being of sound body and mind

Now thats just flat out funny, I don't care who you are, thats funny :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

TopFuel6 said:
Recieved 1 phone call from a Mr. Comp461 who is placing a challange to the Edge Truck to a best of 2 out of 3 match race just to put to rest whos got the fastest deiesl on the planet for the sum of

LOSER PAYS WINNERS FAVORITE CHARITY $5000. 00

yes you read it right, Comp says they've been dodging him for a while

bring this to Pageland SC and I'll give whoever gets em here a $1000. 00 myself plus track will pay winner $2500. 00



Edge i don't know you but quit hiding behind the rock



Lets do this thing
Apparently Mr. Comp is yet again calling out Edge :rolleyes: and says winner pays the others favorite charity $5000. I can't figure out what the other $3500 is for:

Is there an additional payout of $3500 to whoever makes this race happen (a finders fee if you will... )?

Is the $3500 a cash payout to the winner of the Comp vs Edge race?

Is the $3500 the payout for whoever else shows up and runs the fastest?

TopFuel6 said:
oh Teddie my love,I'll wax your *** for free at the same event
Apparently I have some sort of buttbrow, similiar to your unibrow that needs waxing???? :-laf :-laf Wow, tech sure is thorough at your track.....
TopFuel6 said:
should get her back on the track this week, its nice to be able to destroy a half good transmission Oo.
So you got your truck running again. . I know its scary, but trust me when I say that it probably won't last for to long so no need to get used to it, and you obviously haven't talked to Scott about the transmission bill yet or else you wouldn't have the happy jumping thingy afterwards. . :D
TopFuel6 said:
on the track and no 1 ***** at me,i'll keep you'ns posted so the nightmares may begin
I have no idea what that was supposed to be, I have a headache now... ... ...
 
sorry Ted i did'nt attend Harvard such as yourself, but seems like the post was most self explanitory, hell even i understand it, and i think eddie could too,



and your degree in diesel mechanics?

what, just oil changes and wiring issues, certianly was'nt HP and TQ!



at least the next great flood you'll be able to float your way through

I'll be glad to send you some old exhaust tubing to fab you a cage, safety is'nt an issue when truck is not under power



bye bye love

going south to work at track
 
Where exactly does the North begin? :-{} I am very fimiliar with the Mason Dixion, being I live in Fredericksburg, VA. If I am not misstaken Southern Maryland in below this line! :-laf



Oh well sounds like a good time. I would love to show up and support the event. I have a few friends that I am sure I could drag down there.



Set a date!

Warren
 
Timmy,



I bet you have changed you oil more times than I have :-laf :-laf so what diesel degree do you have? Its probably one of those online ones I guess :-laf



Warren,



Sounthern MD is South of the line, which is why I said I was from the South. I am originally from Florida anyhow. I like the East vs West, or North vs South wars... . to an extent. We're just trying to drum up interest here and I have gotten us a little off subject I guess. I was having flashbacks to the battles Timmy and I had last year.



Timmy,



You have any dates in mind yet?
 
TopFuel6 said:
Just to go ahead and get the ***** started off right





Recieved 1 phone call from a Mr. Comp461 who is placing a challange to the Edge Truck to a best of 2 out of 3 match race just to put to rest whos got the fastest deiesl on the planet for the sum of

LOSER PAYS WINNERS FAVORITE CHARITY $5000. 00

yes you read it right, Comp says they've been dodging him for a while

bring this to Pageland SC and I'll give whoever gets em here a $1000. 00 myself plus track will pay winner $2500. 00



Edge i don't know you but quit hiding behind the rock



Lets do this thing



oh Teddie my love,I'll wax your ***







Question: How many people would like to see Comp have to pay out a donation?



:D :-laf :-laf
 
I'll show up , the win light will tell , you should put a little up also, if you feel so strongly that I might not win. Aside from the fact that I’m currently faster , is the fact that I am known to slice the tree down . my favorite charity is Cal Farley’s Boys Ranch in Amarillo, and Racer For Christ. They can always use a little extra . I do a show there every year , its one of about 10 motivational speaking and display events I do.
 
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COMP461 said:
I'll show up , the win light will tell , you should put a little up also, if you feel so strongly that I might not win. Aside from the fact that I’m currently faster , is the fact that I am known to slice the tree down . my favorite charity is Cal Farley’s Boys Ranch in Amarillo, and Racer For Christ. They can always use a little extra . I do a show there every year , its one of about 10 motivational speaking and display events I do.





How do you know your faster?
 
if they were faster , and not at a midnight race in transivana , you can bet that they would be spending the $150,000 they have ear marked to advertise the record.





Get over the fact that they havent run as fast as I have , and sure havent run as fast as I can.
 
COMP461 said:
if they were faster , and not at a midnight race in transivana , you can bet that they would be spending the $150,000 they have ear marked to advertise the record.





Get over the fact that they havent run as fast as I have , and sure havent run as fast as I can.



All I am saying is that you don't know that for a fact, so maybe your the one who needs to get over it. Speaking of your self proclaimed record, why isn't ANYTHING about the record, or the truck mentioned on either the Jerry Bickle site or the Dr. Performance site? There are three pictures of your truck on the Dr's site, but you can't tell its even his truck, if anything it looks like a Mopar sponsored truck. It just seems to me that if the truck is truely the fastest out there, that something would be mentioned about it somewhere else besides your signature, at least on the owners site itself.
 
ted beware



IT LIVES AGAIN :--)



looking for a date that doesn't conflict with any other races



i'll let scutterball know fri what it ran, won't have time to get on here and play with youns till sun if i live through sat, big bike race at the track, est 5000 head and 500 bikes,Yee Haw
 
Well good luck with the truck and the race this weekend. This post is starting to get some views and I have this posted on some other sites also. A few people have already said they were going to contact you. I am thinking August or September time frame might be good, but we can see what others have to say once they start chiming in.



Do you have an address so people can see where the track is, or maybe a website?
 
ob1kobi said:
All I am saying is that you don't know that for a fact, so maybe your the one who needs to get over it. Speaking of your self proclaimed record, why isn't ANYTHING about the record, or the truck mentioned on either the Jerry Bickle site or the Dr. Performance site? There are three pictures of your truck on the Dr's site, but you can't tell its even his truck, if anything it looks like a Mopar sponsored truck. It just seems to me that if the truck is truely the fastest out there, that something would be mentioned about it somewhere else besides your signature, at least on the owners site itself.





where have you been , every one reconizes my record run ,
 
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