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Summoning the Smoke Beast!

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6X6 Stickers on a DUALLY????

Non-diesel 911 posted in "Other" forum:

-Letting loose the inner Diesel Demon-



In a large Cast Iron engine block mix the following.



1. six EDM'd or EH'd injectors (stage three or higher)

2. One large turbocharger (HX40 or bigger)

3. throw in one timing box and a boost module

4. add 11 quarts of Rotella for aroma

5. bring to a 190F simmer for one hour over a propane burner

6. throw in an Eye of Newt

7. add two toads feet for flavor



note: Once the mixture comes to a simmer, you must chant the following



I summon the mighty Balrog. Grace us with your power. Fill us with your dark sooty presence. Give us the power to out run any Ford and Chevy diesel truck on the road. I pledge my allegiance to you. I envoke your spirit!



After reciting the incantation three times eat the two toads feet and gargle with the warm Rotella.
 
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