TATERS!
Actually we do, but if'n you get an itchin for soem really good ones, grab some while you are cruising through Idaho for us
Anyway, I saw this on D-C and thought you West coasters should give'r a gander before youns head this way, so you'll be prepared and all...
Midwesterners
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. it's called a 'gravel road. ' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four-wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get it out of my way.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
4. Any references to 'corn fed' when talking about our women will get you whipped... by our women.
5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for... bait.
6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. Yeah, we have sweet tea. it comes in a glass with two packets of sugar and a long spoon.
10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.
11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks because they want to. So, you're a feminist. isn't that cute.
14. Yeah, we eat catfish, bluegill, and turtle too. You really want sushi and caviar? it's available at the bait shop.
15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? interstate 70 goes two ways and interstate 65 goes the other two ways. Take your pick.
16. The 'opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.
17. So every person in every pickup waves. it's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. it spooks the fish.
19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot... his name is 'Sir'... no matter how old he is!
20. Don't expect high numbers on the dyno, we don't believe that proves anything. We are more likely to dyno 200 less hp and whip you on the track.
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