Survivor - Texas Style

[TPyle]

In response to major networks' showing of "Survivor", Texas is planning, "Survivor - Texas Style".



The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.



Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,"I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"



The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

 

[sdalton]

Another member posted the same post in May, except it was just a little different.



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Originally posted by Amianthus

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style".



The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"



The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

It's the thought that counts.