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I don't want to come off as a total train wreck but, I'm thinking of sporting a new look at the track so, your opinion is valuable. I'm really fixated on the Olivia Newton-John sweat-band look plus, along w/ my flamed spandex, a head band just might pull the package together…What do you guys think ????
 
Fletcher said:
I don’t want to come off as a total train wreck but, I’m thinking of sporting a new look at the track so, your opinion is valuable. I’m really fixated on the Olivia Newton-John sweat-band look plus, along w/ my flamed spandex, a head band just might pull the package together…What do you guys think ????





Maybe a rainbow look ? Make sure you post pic's, so we all can laugh with you... :-laf
 
Fletcher said:
I don’t want to come off as a total train wreck but, I’m thinking of sporting a new look at the track so, your opinion is valuable. I’m really fixated on the Olivia Newton-John sweat-band look plus, along w/ my flamed spandex, a head band just might pull the package together…What do you guys think ????

:eek:



I think you are a little LARGE for spandex, I think you should go parachute pants, wife beater tank top and the headband. :-laf
 
Try pulling up your jockey's far anough that the elastic band is on your forehead. Make sure the brown streak is at the back and tell the tech guys its your flame retardant hood. :-laf
 
If you are going to go with the head band you have to have a matching wrist band.

But you can only wear it on your right hand. Unless your a Canadan then it goes on your left. Make shure you have the green striped socks then come up just past your knee and then the spandex flamed shorts. Maby a East Coast truck racing shirt and that would be the bomb.



Hay I have an old East Coast Race shirt you can have it says "Trucks Hicks and Tricks Drag racing 1979. "
 
Then he will have to wear left and right wrist bands, as Bill is a Canuak too. I can't believe some of his family slipped into Canada and did some barn dancing. :-laf
 
:eek: O. k. since nobody else picked up on this tidbit in the news-


Dateline-July 18, 2005- From New York Post Newspaper:

:eek: A Seattle man having sex with a horse was killed when the beast fell on top of him. Authorities say that if he lived following the sicko act at a farm in rural Enumclaw, he wouldn't have been busted, Because bestiality is NOT A CRIME IN Washingtonstate- as long as the animal isn't injured:eek: .
"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm,"said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.


So I ask you feller's up there in Washinton state: What's up wit dat?????:eek:
 
RacinDuallie said:
:eek: O. k. since nobody else picked up on this tidbit in the news-





Dateline-July 18, 2005- From New York Post Newspaper:



:eek: A Seattle man having sex with a horse was killed when the beast fell on top of him. Authorities say that if he lived following the sicko act at a farm in rural Enumclaw, he wouldn't have been busted, Because bestiality is NOT A CRIME IN Washingtonstate- as long as the animal isn't injured:eek: .

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm,"said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.





So I ask you feller's up there in Washinton state: What's up wit dat?????:eek:







Ok, this has been one of those things we don't share “What goes on in Washington, stays in Washington” However, I'm not going to be ashamed of openly discussing some of our behaviors. . The situation your referencing to is called championship. The summers are short and winters are long. Glass blowing isn't the only curricular activity up here. When you hear one of us say “I'm going out for a ride” we mean it. As we grow older elasticity diminishes, so, our compensation selection is prevalent. Keep in mind

we all can't afford corvettes. Now, with that said, I'm going out to carefully feed my horses.
 
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Bill,
Well, better You than me ;) !! If you must- then... . well- keep your head up!:eek: :eek: :eek: ... ...


I knew that somethin weird was goin on up there... ... ...
 
On second note: Why isn't bestiality against the law up there? You guys really mean it when you say you love your pets. ;)




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Yes there is some sick people or sub-humans out there huh?? not for my tastes though- I like my females, with FUNBAGS!! NOT TEA BAGS!!:-laf :-laf
 
not all bad

RacinDuallie said:
On second note: Why isn't bestiality against the law up there? You guys really mean it when you say you love your pets. ;)









:--):eek: :--) :eek: :--) :eek: :-laf :-laf



Ya know, it's not all bad. Some of the nicest people have concentrated genetic parallels. My father was a Burro and my mother was a Capybara, strange fit however, she could smell marsh grass from a mile away, Dad's eyesight was diminishing so mom's attributes were appreciated. I still awake sometimes hearing the quick inhaling of air extracting a high pitch squeak…… :)
 
Flaming spandex, headbands, parachute pants, apple crates, fanny packs, Olivia Newton John- and crooked walking horses- I'm sorry fella's you all are just out of my league... ... ... ... :(
 
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