TDR Episode One (Members Saga .... You could be next!)

[SOOT]

You guys are killing me:-laf :-laf Oo.

 

[BIGDIG]

EEBA DEEBA DEEBA... . THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!!!!!1

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Oh wait! said one of the barn chicks picking up her cell phone "I know a guy that is great with electrical stuff ... . may bee turbo tim1 could help"

 

[Turbo Tim 1]

See, what we have here is a failure to communicate... ... You need to take the hohang and plug it in to the siddivits so the high altitude cackle will stop.



With this information in hand the barn chicks restore the communications to the CANBUS, but wait, what was that strange vapor trail they we're seeing up ahead, could it be the 6. 9 Ford battle cruiser from the evil plant FOMOCO... ..... maybe it was the famous Holeshot and his famous meterological event maker the rest of us call a stomach... ... .



oh theres got to be an answer but right now I can't think about that I am too busy thinking about the barn chicks and their fine straw hats!!!!!!!



Oh, back to the story... ..... then the chicks realize that the vapor trail has a smell like Rocket Rotella T 50W100 and they know that it must be Agades because they can hear his rocket stumbling

 

[Agades]

and yes the rocket still stumbles



I need to get on the phone again and get RSnaith out of bed

to answer one more question



"does the APPS run the signal directly to the VP or to the PCM and the ECM via CAN BUS then to the VP? Or is there a conspiracy and all this is caused by a nasty virus? "

 

[RSnaith]

As I pick the straw hat stuffing out of Alan's PCM, I wonder if his wife knows about the barn chicks and I wonder why Alan would call me with PCM/ECM/CanBUS/VW Bus problems when there are barn chicks around that he _should_ have called me about earlier.



As Alan's SparkyMobile rumbles to life, and he wanders down the road to brutalize another piece of pipe with his mig welder, I wonder if Dee Rawson ever found the other 12 valves he needs to make his truck complete... ...

 

[drawson]

Electrons, electrons how needs these sparky electrons. The 12 valve use the force(torque) just ask John P He has both types and the force out ways the blasters by a long ways... .

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

But before ya know it BreaksEveryThing Somehow broke not only the line of transmission on the communication pod he also had some explaining to do about what happens next!

 

[BreaksEverything]

I did what ??? AWWW chyt not again ! Well ya see it kinda musta happened when I was tryin too jump the comm pod w/ my new C type speeder , but I missed & came a little short & cut the line right be for I blasted TqT's ride into GOT SMOKE'S ride which spun off into an asteroid & went kapluie , does this meen I have too clean up the space junk again ??? I told you every thing ( yea ok , all but the part of the scratch & cracked glass on 3ATATIME'S ride )



& in walks 3ATATIME screamin & swingin :-{}

 

[Agades]

I got a new rocket and all is

smoooooo ooooo oooooth



the neighbor kid is running around in the old rocket with no

problems



go figure

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

So once again the Saga rises to the top at the mercy of the revenge of the Syxth. Syx powered death star. What's on everybody's mind to get out of this mess??? Who you may ask. Diesel Minded may have some insight into what happens now.

 

[DieselMinded]

... ... ... Space Lightning strikes a Nearby Black Hole ..... its starts spawing little bleaps on the WILD CAT PERFORMANCE II Rader space mogulator V6. 34 1/2 Now With Blue Chip Technoligy, as the CTD squardrion Try to figger out what the bleeps are Out of no where theres a flash and... ... .



DieselMinded Shows up as a Green And GRay Smokin Blob and Teleconnetically Contacts all Who have been affected by a LAme SPace Balls Thread On TDR 1 billion Years ago



and Says it was a Sign MY children You Have the Power to defeat Syx and the Death Star ... ... ... . stay strong and be diligent in battle along the way ... . the bleeps you see are The Grimlens (NOT THE GOOD WHITE AND BROWN ONEs THE GREEN UGLY ONES WITH LITTLE SPACE BREATHING GLOBES ON THERE HEADS) that keep Thinking they can Blow Space Grime VIA DIGESTED CHICKEN all over your Vista Galaxys CTD CRuizers and plug up the STOCK EQUIPTMENT 5 SPEED VARIBLE SUPPER B LITTLE 875 Charger . ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS USE THE PANE Its IN YOU USE THE PANE !As the SQUAD Prepares there Anal cavity Tubes that are connected to there Air Horns ,,they wonder why they never noticed them under the seat before ????



With Simutaious Flaugance the CTD Squardran Makes Gremlin Stew from all the Baddies



And DM says you must now go to SPACE OMITRON 6 to meet up with all the Retired TDR members they will help you Just Dont Ask Stupid Questions or they will leave Remember to use the SEARCH FEATURE AT THE FRONT DOOR ... ... With another BLOBBY BLINK DM says this is just the first of what will be many small battles that will need to be fought before you can reach SPACE OMITRON 6 beware the PSD and the DMD Fleets ... . WITH your Vista Galaxys CTD CRuizers well Oiled you should be fine stop by DELVAC's third ring and get LUBED. Talk to HOLYSMOKES and he will tell you the shortest and Safest way to SPACE OMITRON 6... ... ... ... ...

 

[Holysmokes]

upon arrival at Holysmokes layer... . he took note that Holysmokes MUST know the shortest journey possible for his layer had wheels. The wise Mr. Smokes spoke of danger along the journey of the shortest path which included "not-so-holysmokyiarians" and "goats with viking hats that used trampolines" and that I was to use extreme caution. The evil PSD and DMD were not far . Holysmokes noted my battle wounds and called his brother Dr. Daniels. Dr. Daniels sedated me(with 7 one ounce shots) and I drifted off to a planet of underground CTD. It was full of information. It had some retired tdr members,ideas,and even THE BADLANDS! It was there I met PARTSMAN wrenching,tinkering,and building up the biggest turbo ever seen. I yelled out to him PARTSMAN

 

[DennyDay]

Many with entirely to much time on their hands!



Yes dammit, I am jealous, wanna' take some of my load?



Oh, well, yes it is funny!



From the road - KCMO this week

Denny

 

[EBottema]

this is way too funny haha... . when am i going to come in an defeat the electronic rat nests? ROFL

 

[DieselTweaker]

While working on my next bombing run, I feel the force and I hear my name being called, and then infront of me I see SMOKES and DM Plotting the means of ATTACK against the Darkside. As I fire the THE "BIG RED BEAST" People run for shelter knowing the the fury that is to be unleashed! As I leave the BADLANDS where only 12valver's dare to run I pass the Truck graveyard and I notice all the past owners of DMD's and Powerstroke's paying there last respects I lay down a gauntlet of smoke and see them bow their head's to the O'might CTD god, and from the corner of my eye I notice TMTT and TQT gathering their children again,,,, DARN KID'S. As I plow into the night, straighening curves and leveling hills keeping a nice fire under the hood, Knowing that time is critical I call upon WOODSRAT to join us in the fight.



In Transit ..... Zach

 

[Bob Wagner]

dieselminded, could you fix your agree key

 

[DieselMinded]

As I try to fix my agree key it seems I have been brained washed by some unkown thing it calls its self REASON / COMMON SENCE



and.....



It seems I have been losing something ... .

something very important... ... .

very important indeed... ... ... .



MY MEMORY... ... ... ... ... . AS THINGS I WRITE DOWN JUST MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPERS AT THE NEXT LOG IN



Im feared. .



Time To Blast off for a while and gather myself



And With a Puff He was Gone... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....



Then he came back and edited his post



then he was gone ... ... ... ... ... ...