Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 . I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1. 0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10. 3 , Football 5. 0 , Hunting and Fishing 7. 5 , and
Racing 3. 6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1. 0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7. 0 ,
but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1. 0 . Please help!
Thanks,
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 , thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1. 0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7. 0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7. 0 because Wife 1. 0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1. 0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1. 0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1. 0 is a great program, but it tends to
be very high maintenance . Wife 1. 0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3. 0 , Cook It 1. 5 and Do Bills 4. 2 . .
However , be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9. 5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1. 0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2. 1 and Diamonds 5. 0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3. 3. This application is not supported by Wife 1. 0 and will ! cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck ,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 . I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1. 0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10. 3 , Football 5. 0 , Hunting and Fishing 7. 5 , and
Racing 3. 6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1. 0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7. 0 ,
but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1. 0 . Please help!
Thanks,
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 , thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1. 0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7. 0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7. 0 because Wife 1. 0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1. 0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1. 0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1. 0 is a great program, but it tends to
be very high maintenance . Wife 1. 0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3. 0 , Cook It 1. 5 and Do Bills 4. 2 . .
However , be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9. 5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1. 0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2. 1 and Diamonds 5. 0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3. 3. This application is not supported by Wife 1. 0 and will ! cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck ,
Tech Support