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Dear Tech Support:



Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 . I soon noticed that

the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of

space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1. 0 installed itself into

all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications

such as Poker Night 10. 3 , Football 5. 0 , Hunting and Fishing 7. 5 , and

Racing 3. 6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1. 0 in the background while attempting to run my

favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7. 0 ,

but

the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1. 0 . Please help!



Thanks,



______________________________________



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:



This is a very common problem that men complain about.



Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7. 0 to Wife 1. 0 , thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1. 0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM

and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible

to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7. 0 . It is impossible to

uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.



You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7. 0 because Wife 1. 0 is designed to not

allow this. Look in your Wife 1. 0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1. 0 and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to

alleviate software augmentation.



The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway. Wife 1. 0 is a great program, but it tends to

be very high maintenance . Wife 1. 0 comes with several support programs,

such as Clean and Sweep 3. 0 , Cook It 1. 5 and Do Bills 4. 2 . .



However , be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will

cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9. 5 . Once this happens, the

only way to improve the performance of Wife 1. 0 is to purchase additional

software. I recommend Flowers 2. 1 and Diamonds 5. 0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

Skirt 3. 3. This application is not supported by Wife 1. 0 and will ! cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.



Best of luck ,

Tech Support
 
And don't get a Laptop with Girlfriend 7. 0 either. The Wife 1. 0 program will network with the Laptop program and you will end up with Broke/Lonely/ Masturbator 2x on all systems! :-laf
 
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