Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Dear Mr. EX-President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I
voted for Clinton-Gore. " So, I sat down and reflected on
that, and I am sending my Thank you" for what you have
done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen
Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I
had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss
it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as
a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the
work place (especially the White House) and on the job is
OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is"
is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are
not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment
to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous
plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after
all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald
Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon
Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have
pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the
country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund
raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in
the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting"
much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world
on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I
really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think
of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-
earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-
trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies
have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any
other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the
140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-
exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware.
I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway.
Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from
your "friends".
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the
White House for vandalizing and destroying government
property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of
that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash
trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc. )
out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8
million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and
you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who
says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist
pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The
Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the
Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
agree to release so-called "political prisoners".
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on
their hands. The American President at the time, Bill
Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US
by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at
the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was
censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't
Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU
(once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY, A U. S. Citizen
P. S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.
I saw this on another site, thought I'd share.
Eric
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I
voted for Clinton-Gore. " So, I sat down and reflected on
that, and I am sending my Thank you" for what you have
done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen
Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I
had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss
it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as
a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the
work place (especially the White House) and on the job is
OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is"
is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are
not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment
to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous
plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after
all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald
Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon
Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have
pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the
country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund
raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in
the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting"
much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world
on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I
really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think
of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-
earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-
trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies
have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any
other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the
140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-
exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware.
I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway.
Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from
your "friends".
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the
White House for vandalizing and destroying government
property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of
that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash
trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc. )
out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8
million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and
you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who
says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist
pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The
Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the
Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
agree to release so-called "political prisoners".
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on
their hands. The American President at the time, Bill
Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US
by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at
the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was
censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't
Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU
(once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY, A U. S. Citizen
P. S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.
I saw this on another site, thought I'd share.
Eric
