Thanks

[GOODE11]

oops

 

[lschultz]

You do something you don't want to talk about

 

[GOODE11]

I new somebody would get me for this. I wanted to reply to a previous thread and hit the "post new topic".



The website wouldn't let me delete the post so edited it. I thought "oops" would get me off the hook, but I guess not.



GOODE11

 

[Pit Bull]

Your Welcome :-laf Wonder how long this thread will go? I've seen these take on a life of their own.

 

[Evan A. Beck]

Do sheep shrink when it rains?

 

[DavidC]

I thought it was gas

 

[Badunit]

Can't the person who started a thread delete the entire thing by deleting their original post?

 

[gsbrockman]

Originally posted by Evan A. Beck

Do sheep shrink when it rains?

If a bear farts in the woods, and no one is around to smell it, does it stink ?

 

[Pit Bull]

If a fart burns that's when it stinks

 

[Badunit]

Ask the bear.

 

[Evan A. Beck]

If the bear talks, then I think we have larger issues than if it reeks when he farts... *LOL*



Another beer, please.

 

[Ladders]

Shrinking sheep. . old concept new post.



\\BF//



PS: WOW back to 300!!! and sonly missing a "Bunch"...

 

[lschultz]

Oops I just farted and if stinks I don't understand how that aroma can come out of my body. Something must be rotting inside. Oops I think its time to go to the developing lab and take a dump. Evan which is it bear or sheep I'm afraid to lite my farts now I might explode used to do that when I was Whitmores age.

 

[Prairie Dog]

By the way, you know where they get virgin wool don't ya?

Ugly sheep!

 

[Ladders]

To a sheep-herder, there is no such thing as "ugly" - so now where does the virgin wool come from?



\\BF//

 

[Prairie Dog]

Impotent sheep herders?

 

[Ladders]

We cant let this one die this fast OR can we???



\\BF//

 

[Pit Bull]

Originally posted by Ben Stair

We cant let this one die this fast OR can we???



\\BF//

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.



The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales. "



With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.



The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.



The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.



The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out. "



The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water. "

 

[Ladders]

WELL PLANNED LIFE



Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker. "

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go. "



\\BF//

 

[yogibear]

A red head walkes into a bar, sets down nest to a blond, the bartender has the 10 o'clock news on, watching a news story about a man on a tall bldg. threatening to jump, the red head says to the blond, I'll bet $20. 00 he jumps, the blond thinks for a while and says, I bet he don't, about that time the guy takes a swan dive off the bldg. The red hd. says, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 o'clock news, the blond says , I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again.