Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Andy Perreault
TDR MEMBER
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T:
"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. "
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. "
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat. "
"Just spread the legs open, grab a handful, and stuff it in. "
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin. "
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it. "
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up. "
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... . I'll do the rest. "
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. "
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. "
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat. "
"Just spread the legs open, grab a handful, and stuff it in. "
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin. "
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it. "
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up. "
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... . I'll do the rest. "
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
