I've been noticing questionable activity occurring w/ Diesel organizations. The unfair allocation of monetary appearance fees along w/the encouraged expenditure of highly toxic materials used in racing fuels. This leaves me no option but to organize and form the United Association Federation's Diesel Drag Racing Unified Members Union. (U. A. F. D. D. R. U. M. U. ) I will commence facilitating the collective bargaining agreement between our districts, local lodges and the racing organizations. Stay tuned, we just might have to strike…. .