The perfect woman

[Wayno]

Yall need to " Remember the Monkey " ---------------- now your probably saying what monkey or what the he!! are you talking about ????? Well there was this old man in town that had a barber shop in town and he had one of those little monkeys that people have for pets . He had put a swinge in the top of the ceiling in his barber shop for the monkey to swing on . There was a ceiling fan also hanging from the ceiling of the barber shop and one day the monkey got to swinging real high on his swing and got to close to the fan and a piece of his tail got cut off by the fan . Well when that happen he swung his head around real fast to see what had happen to his tail and the next pass the fan cut his head off --------------------- now yall are probably saying so ------------------------ well the morall of this story is ------------------------------------------------ don't lose your head over a piece of tail :--)

 

[3atatime]

Don't you have a midterm to study for or something? You know we're all pulling for you to get into vet school - don't let us down. Back to the books, missy.

Yes sir! Right away sir!