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Beat the Crowd to become Illegal
>
>
>Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)
> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
> Senate Office Building
> 309 Hart
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
>
> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal
>Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
>the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
>process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
>My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U. S. Citizen
>to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by
>the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
>provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
>States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
>$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
>good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
>everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
>taxes
>every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes
>in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
>illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
>family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the
>local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
>stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I
>could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to
>her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
>colleges throughout the United States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>college age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the p rocess to become
>illegal(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
>would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
>
> Pete McGlaughlin
>
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
>1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this
>great offer!!!!
Beat the Crowd to become Illegal
>
>
>Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)
> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
> Senate Office Building
> 309 Hart
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
>
> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal
>Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
>the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
>process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
>My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U. S. Citizen
>to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by
>the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
>provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
>States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
>$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
>good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
>everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
>taxes
>every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes
>in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
>illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
>family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the
>local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
>stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I
>could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to
>her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
>colleges throughout the United States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>college age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the p rocess to become
>illegal(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
>would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
>
> Pete McGlaughlin
>
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
>1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this
>great offer!!!!