This one is for illflem!

[Sled Puller]

illflem just popped into my head when I read this, I can picture him getting away with it!



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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large

pond

in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball

court, etc.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was

built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't

been

there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard

voices

shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch

of

young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep

end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies

swim or

make you get out of the pond naked. "I only came to feed the alligator.

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth

and skill. :--)

 

[illflem]

Have to remember that one Gene. I always tell 'em I came to pull out the dead cow.

 

[Sled Puller]

 

[Whitmore]

:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf



Bill, thats you all the way buddie !!!

 

[Skydiver]

And by the way.

If any of y'all members can get close enough to illflem with a Kodak please make his picture and post it on here. Preferably with the ladies in his pond.

And Bill don't repost the picture of that child squatting overseas.

Thanks Tim