Just some advice concerning the the upcoming TIM:
"You cannot reserve a parking space at the Lee's Inn" Don't even try.
You must never feed Holeshot beef jerky after midnight, not even if he asks for it. You just can't open the windows wide enough.
Make sure you are in the right hotel room before you sit on the throne. Check for business suits in the closet before you drop your drawers.
If you can't recall the punchline to that joke you want to tell, just let a loud, juicy, wet one rip. The effect is the same.
MTE
Oh, yea, file a flood warning if StraightSix goes for the pool.