Toilets Revisited

[Doc Tinker]

Check out these toilets. No more arguements about who left the lid up.



http://www.amproexports.com/water-closet-soap-cases.html





Doc

 

[klenger]

I found a solution to the old "put the seat down" problem. Whoever uses the toilet, put the seat and the lid down when you are done. That way the ladies have to "touch it" :-{} too.

 

[illflem]

This one's for squatters, the ribs are for traction, seen similar ones in Europe, no seat.



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[clong]

Look a little closer at the back of the toilet. The holes for mounting a seat and lid are there.

 

[Straight6Jeff]

Man, I could have used the ribbbed one for traction last year at the motel we stayed at for Kaufmanns. Slid right off the damn thing, and broke it too. Maybe I need a cast iron jobber...

 

[SmokinRam]

Originally posted by Straight6Jeff

Man, I could have used the ribbbed one for traction last year at the motel we stayed at for Kaufmanns. Slid right off the damn thing, and broke it too. Maybe I need a cast iron jobber...

Hey Jeff, you are neglecting to mention your fall from the bowl was alcohol induced... . And from the sound Scott said he heard when you fell, it is surprising you didn't fall through the floor into the bathroom below. :-laf...

 

[nickleinonen]

Originally posted by Straight6Jeff

Man, I could have used the ribbbed one for traction last year at the motel we stayed at for Kaufmanns. Slid right off the damn thing, and broke it too. Maybe I need a cast iron jobber...

how's about one of them stainless steel prison ones??? :-laf

 

[Straight6Jeff]

I guess the stainless would work as long as it has some grip-tape on the seat.



Yeah, it was alcohol induced. I was still seeing all of the bouncing babes from the booby bar we were at

 

[SmokinRam]

Bumper Dumper

Originally posted by Straight6Jeff

I guess the stainless would work as long as it has some grip-tape on the seat.



Yeah, it was alcohol induced. I was still seeing all of the bouncing babes from the booby bar we were at

Hey Jeff,

What keeps you from sliding off your Bumper Dumper???

I guess you just need to keep your truck parked, nose down to be sure no slippage occurs. :-laf

 

[Straight6Jeff]

Ah the bumper dumper. Well, I have a large seat on that and it has kid of a texture to it. Having the nose pointed odwn is definitley advisable as we all know what direction crap rolls

 

[SmokinRam]

I have an idea...

Originally posted by Straight6Jeff

Ah the bumper dumper. Well, I have a large seat on that and it has kid of a texture to it. Having the nose pointed odwn is definitley advisable as we all know what direction crap rolls

You just gave me an idea. You know how Hovey has that Lack-Of bathroom at his shop... Well if he doesn't get into a new shop soon, I think I know what Santa Claus is going to bring him...



I can see it now. He gets a new customer up there for a transmission, and they ask for the restroom and he takes them outside and points them to "The Bumper Dumper" sticking out of the rear end of his F-250. :-laf

 

[Straight6Jeff]

That would bee cool. Hey, teh optional tp holder and magazine rack would be worth while. At least taking the dump in the open would drastically cut down on the air out time required. In fact, you could tag team it and the second and so on person would have a warm seat in the winter. Except the steam rising probably wouldn't smell like coffee

 

[illflem]

Originally posted by nickleinonen

how's about one of them stainless steel prison ones??? :-laf

Saw a website for suicide proof SS prison toilets, they wanted like $4k each for them.



Can you imagine killing yourself with a toilet, crappy way to go.

Guess you have to slam the lid on your head until it knocks you out then you drown in the water.

 

[Doc Tinker]

LMAO

 

[Crazy Horse]

Couldn't help but post this. Complete with splash shield and tundra feet so you don't sink.

 

[SmokinRam]

Originally posted by Straight6Jeff

Except the steam rising probably wouldn't smell like coffee

Hey Jeff, you can use your onboard air to power an exhaust fan or something to evacuate that steam away... :-laf

 

[lschultz]

I don't have no picture

I like them nature toilets. You can take them with you wherever you go. Best part you don't have to clean them up you can leave them anywhere. Course you have to carry your own b** wipes. If you get in a bind just find you some big leaves.

 

[BreaksEverything]

Re: I don't have no picture

Originally posted by lschultz

I like them nature toilets. You can take them with you wherever you go. Best part you don't have to clean them up you can leave them anywhere. Course you have to carry your own b** wipes. If you get in a bind just find you some big leaves.

make sure you only use the leaves that are shiny w/ the red tint



they come 3 to a stem