Tooth Fairie

[Doc Tinker]

Is this guy for real or what?



Doc

 

[chuck3]

What?

 

[illflem]

The tooth fairy is real but dangerous. I quit putting my teeth under my pillow when I heard about some kid getting his tooth stuck in his ear. What's even worse is if the tooth fairy turns a tooth stuck in your ear into a quarter. Gives me the shivers.

 

[Doc Tinker]

illflem. . put your teeth in a jar, where they belong, and you won't have that problem.



Doc

 

[chuck3]

The jar can help get rid of stains too, according to Florence Henderson.

 

[Scot]

Originally posted by illflem

The tooth fairy is real but dangerous. I quit putting my teeth under my pillow when I heard about some kid getting his tooth stuck in his ear. What's even worse is if the tooth fairy turns a tooth stuck in your ear into a quarter. Gives me the shivers.

I am not worried about that as much as I am about air. As you know, air is composed of 78% nitrogen, 10. 8% oxygen and 1. X% is other gasses.



Probabilities are where the trouble starts.



It is possible, but improbable, to flip coins and come up with 100 heads in a row. Therefore, it is also possible, but improbable, that all the N2 winds up around my bed at night while all of the O2 is on the other side of the room! I lay awake at night in fear.

 

[Doc Tinker]

Do teeth pulled by the dentist qualify for the Tooth Fairie?



Doc

 

[Bob Wagner]

I have every tooth that fell out of all of my 3 kids mouth's



When I am old and senile I will make a puka-tooth necklace

 

[Bob Wagner]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

Do teeth pulled by the dentist qualify for the Tooth Fairie?



Doc

NO! and neither do wisdom teeth:-{}

 

[C Schomer]

I heard that whenever Anita Bryants' kids lost teeth - NOBODY came!!

 

[Bigsaint]

Ever since I saw Eddie Murphy play the 'Toof Fairy' on Sat. Night Live, I've been kinda scared . My favorite quote... " I'm a fairy dammit, I have feelings too".



Scott W.

 

[Bigsaint]

LOL @ Bob W. , me too. Here's one. . did you ever forget to play the tooth fairy on a night that one of your kids placed a tooth under the pillow. I did once, my poor oldest daughter, now 8, woke us up in the VERY early AM hours crying " the tooth fairy forgot me". My wife gave me the good ole look and I had some explaining to do . Needless to say, that won't happen again.



Scott W.