Twas the night before Christamas

[daytripper63]

Twas the night before Christamas and all through the shop ...

 

[fest3er]

Not a tool was in use. Not even a mop.

 

[TboneMan]

The wrenches were hung over the bench with care,

 

[TRLRTRSH]

In the hope my TDR order would soon be there!

 

[TboneMan]

The Cummins Diesel pickup truck with a full length, Rhino sprayed bed,

 

[Loghead]

Gave me weird visions, for the fumes in my head.

 

[JLEONARD]

So I opened the door and to my surprise... .

 

[kowaliga]

... there stood three g-string clad females, each just the right size...

 

[Loghead]

"This cab must be leaking", I thought to myself...

 

[DennyDay]

But - - Dammit! I'm getting to old for this, --- Hi girls, wanna' beer?



Denny

 

[kowaliga]

' No, sweetie', one said and the others just giggled, 'we work on diesel trucks' and they all jumped and jiggled. 'We're Santa Cummins' elves, she's Donna, she's Vixen, I'm Debbie and Santa sent us to see what needs fixin' ! 'Oh boy' I said, my head in a tizzy, 'Let's go to the shop'. . Debbie said. . 'where we can get busy'...

 

[kenny61]

fixing and mixing. Now what did I do with the... .

 

[MN Cummins Lvr]

VP44 that went askew...

 

[kowaliga]

'. . don't worry 'bout the pump, we brought more just in case, along with twin turbos, suspensions, and boost foolers for a race'. Well, I did need a pump, and those twins sure looked nice, so I asked elfin Debbie. . ' What's your advice ?'...

 

[Little Bill]

She said "I have several pointers to bestow upon you. Number 1, don't be tight with a buck, it takes a lot of dough to bomb up these trucks. Number 2, ... "

 

[Jumbo Jet]

It's a good thing it has a Cummins, 'cause a Duramax or Powerstroke just won't do!

 

[kowaliga]

'Number three' said Donna, the little Latina... '. put some stacks on this hog, it'll sound a lot sweeta'.

 

[Dieselnut59]

Yall are nuts!!!!!!!!

:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[kenny61]

After we're done will fire up the blender and sit by the fender and start on our bender

 

[daytripper63]

Til the Toys show up under the tree,