Twas the night before ?

[daytripper63]

Twas the night before Dyno Day and all through the garage, not a Diesel was stareing not even a

 

[JApol]

lift pump dieing

 

[TORQUE THIS]

the injectors were laid out on the workbench with care,

 

[PRattenbury]

And Signal yelled at me get away from there! Oo.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

The wife and kids were all snug in their beds...

 

[PRattenbury]

Up in the cab I hear something rattle,

sounding something like stampeding cattle.

I popped the hood to see what was loose,

and out form the motor jumped a great big Moose!

He said FASS is messed up, the lines broke in half.

All the while being followed by his quick little calf.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

The drop light was hung under the hood with care,
While a fine mist of diesel was in the air.
A loose pump line, and a quick turn of the wrench,
Got Moose back up and running in a flash.

 

[JSienkowski]

PRattenbury's Mudders where hung on the mantle with care-hoping that a word called balance would soon be there!!!

 

[Warpig]

And then Jim (sig73) came to help, his wrench clinched in his teeth, but his rear end exploded due to the torch underneath.

 

[TClemens]

While ToolmanTimTaylor with torch in hand said Ill put on your 6 inch exhaust and charge you 1 grand , Latenight6 used to come around but the mighty Cummins wore his wallet down, so he removed his turbo and exhaust with care, and placed his Edge Juice on the mantle in fear that now a Powerstroke would hand him his rear, he took his truck to dealership no doubt, and told them no mods and surely no burnouts his truck now stock and no fun to drive still sits on the lot waiting for some whos gonna buy #ad

 

[JSienkowski]

But wait, wait what do I hear,

a 95 12 valve witha fat man in the seat

and 2 covered dishes at his feet

But what could they be,

Baked beans and Kraut for the redneck AC!!