2nd Gen Non-Engine/Transmission Ugly Ram

[joesoot]

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[Big White Beast]

What a waste of a perfectly nice truck....

I sure hope it comes equiped with barf bags.



And I'm sure none of that was cheap to do. Please tell me it wasn't a CTD... ... .



Garrett

 

[jandtjil]

Frankentruck

yikes!



It would make a nice drug commercial though



(show normal DCTD) "This is your brain!"

(show Frankentruck) "This is your brain on drugs, any questions?"





JJ

 

[Chipstien]

What an idiot!!!

Lets all bow are heads and give a moment of silence for the poor RAM that was torn away from its life as we know it.

 

[catoiler]

Brings new meaning to the term "bombed"(I'l light the fuse for him)

 

[chuck3]

HOLY COLORSPASIMS BATMAN that guy needs help or hanging.

 

[JIM S.]

what a crime!! it is a diesel... you can see the aluminum valve cover cover plate thingy . some one should slap that guy around Jim

 

[dresslered]

The worse thing is that it must have been premeditated!



How do you get such large puctures in here? I can never post over 32k which isn't even worth it.

 

[JConley]

I would be tempted to drive my grill guard into the truck over and over again, just to end its misery. We should offer a reward to the first person that totals it out.

 

[mediccummin]

odalay holmes

Looks like an esay from oxnard eh no. What an ugly piece of $%&#

 

[Motorhead]

I'm going to hurl!

What is this supposed to be? THE LOVE BOAT?

 

[Joe G.]

I didn't think porn was allowed on this site.

 

[bighammer]

Proof that Elvis is ALIVE! Who else would do THAT?!

 

[Briar Hopper]

Didn't you ever wonder what the CEO of Taco Bell drove ?

 

[Vaughn MacKenzie]

Little Mexicalli

I have seen quite a few of those Salsa-flavored Rams around here, but not to that extreme! With the huge Hispanic population in this area these scary-looking Rams are quite common in Pasco (aka Lil' Mexicalli). They come complete with huge bed fairings, fenders & body fairings, 15" spoke wheels (usually gold), curb feelers, murals, blackout windows, gold trim, TV antennas and such. The wheels, shod with 40-series rubber, usually have an extreme offset and stick WAY out past the fenders. You gotta give them credit for their workmanship but the beauty is in the eye of the beholder (owner)



Vaughn

 

[Doc Tinker]

I almost locked this thread, but I decided we needed to see what not to do with our Rams. If I catch any of you guys doing that to your truck, I will give you a personalized amputation!



Doc

 

[swamp rat]

About the only positive that I can see with the truck is that since the owner is obviously mucho bricks shy of a full load (IMHO empty), this sissyfied Ram will never see any true work and as such won't be forced to humiliate itself any more than necessary.

 

[larryq]

WOW!!!!!

Brian... . That had to be the funniest thing I've read all week!!!





That's Comedy Folks!!!!



Larry

 

[4020Deere]

At first I thought it was a component off one of the rides from a traveling carnival! Maybe one of the roller coaster cars or off some ride that spins around and rolls over? But if you look hard enough you can just see a hint of the Ram body lines in it. HAHAHAHA! I can't believe anyone would spend hard earned money to create something like that, but 'different strokes for different fols' I guess. I think he should have a large banner, similar to the wide load signs on the front of big semi tractors that reads:



WARNING: This vehicle has been modified and could cause retinal damage. Please view at your own risk!



One other thing. Where's the handle to flush it with?

 

[Mundgyver]

What a peanut brain. Got to be lack of education or family or something. What moron sold this guy the parts to do this??? Better yet who is the moron so we know who to shoot for leading and letting a good truck go bad. Cripes, this thing look awful!! Man, this has got to be a preview to HELL. It is a wake up call for the rest of us to live right. Arrrrrrrrrrg!! This just brings out the worst in me.