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Misunderstood White House party crashers



By Brian Shoemake



November 28, 2009



I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the 2 party

crashers at the President's state dinner the other night.



Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party

crashers just because they trespassed? Does that make them criminals?

Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave

behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?



I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "Undocumented

Guests!"



Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should

be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free health care, free

housing, free legal services, and free White House green cards so next

time, they can bring their families and relatives too!



How can the President be mad at them just because they crossed over some

arbitrary man-made border? They were only there to do the things that

regularly invited guests didn't want to do - like hang out with Joe

Biden.



How can the White House punish these poor, oppressed undocumented

visitors? Where are Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the ACLU when you

need them?





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