Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Oh, oh! !
Please read carefully!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your
beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening? ! ? ! )
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
It will even put Super Glue in your KY Jelly, and Exlax in your chocolate
candy, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, but will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. **
And if you don't send this to 5000 people within 20 seconds you'll fart next
time you're making love! ! !
send send send send send. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
PS: In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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97 SLT Laramie CC 5spd, 3. 54, Ranch Hand front and rear. Lotsa goodies coming soon. Member NRA/USPSA
Please read carefully!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your
beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening? ! ? ! )
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
It will even put Super Glue in your KY Jelly, and Exlax in your chocolate
candy, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, but will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. **
And if you don't send this to 5000 people within 20 seconds you'll fart next
time you're making love! ! !
send send send send send. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
PS: In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
------------------
97 SLT Laramie CC 5spd, 3. 54, Ranch Hand front and rear. Lotsa goodies coming soon. Member NRA/USPSA
