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W.hat W.ould J.esus D.rive ? ?

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What Would Jesus Drive?



<< > > Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the

> > initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is

> > that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible

> > says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. "

> > But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The

> > passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest

> > and terrify them with your Storm. "

> >

> > Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers

> > are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a

> > long blast. "

> >

> > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to

> > talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel

> > where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own

> > Accord... " Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as

> > evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses'

> > Triumph is heard in the hills. "

> >

> > Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:

> > "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land. "

> >

> > And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a

> > Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord. "

> >

>





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