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What Would Jesus Drive?
<< > > Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the
> > initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is
> > that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible
> > says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. "
> > But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
> > passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
> > and terrify them with your Storm. "
> >
> > Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
> > are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a
> > long blast. "
> >
> > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
> > talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
> > where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
> > Accord... " Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as
> > evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses'
> > Triumph is heard in the hills. "
> >
> > Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
> > "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land. "
> >
> > And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
> > Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord. "
> >
>
MerrickNJr
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What Would Jesus Drive?
<< > > Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the
> > initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is
> > that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible
> > says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. "
> > But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
> > passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
> > and terrify them with your Storm. "
> >
> > Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
> > are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a
> > long blast. "
> >
> > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
> > talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
> > where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
> > Accord... " Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as
> > evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses'
> > Triumph is heard in the hills. "
> >
> > Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
> > "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land. "
> >
> > And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
> > Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord. "
> >
>
MerrickNJr
