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Greatest pie-in-the-sky, or unwarranted assumptions

Coming down Academy Boulevard here in the Springs, about 20 minutes ago. Saw a couple ricer pickups so I thought I would turn my FMS up to full, 63%, JUST in case.



Little smoky regular driving, bit more when trying to keep up with traffic, a lot when stepping on it.



So here I am at a light, idling, both my pax and driver's windows down. I hear from my right side blind spot, "That's a smoky piece of ____! Smokes like a freight train! What are you burning through that thing, COAL?"



So I give it some thought and think I should leave well enough alone. Then I blip the pedal, just so he can hear it, right in his window. I look over my shoulder and he has a funny smirk on his face, so I say oh he likes it.



Light turns green and leave him in a cloud.



I don't go around making fun of your Yugo or whatever it is, don't make fun of my truck!



By the way, I need a sticker that says "Powered by coal!"
 
So I'm on my way home from work today and decide to take the back way home.

A subaru crawls up my butt... . right on my a$$... . so I roll into third as I make a corner and nail it... Black cloud upon him... . and it's raining pretty hard so I know he gets sooted up on his hood pretty bad.....

He backs waaaaay off... . I know I got him!:D

Yea..... another notch in the bedpost... ... so to speak!

Jay
 
Originally posted by NPloysa

Coming down Academy Boulevard here in the Springs, about 20 minutes ago. Saw a couple ricer pickups so I thought I would turn my FMS up to full, 63%, JUST in case.



Little smoky regular driving, bit more when trying to keep up with traffic, a lot when stepping on it.



So here I am at a light, idling, both my pax and driver's windows down. I hear from my right side blind spot, "That's a smoky piece of ____! Smokes like a freight train! What are you burning through that thing, COAL?"



So I give it some thought and think I should leave well enough alone. Then I blip the pedal, just so he can hear it, right in his window. I look over my shoulder and he has a funny smirk on his face, so I say oh he likes it.



Light turns green and leave him in a cloud.



I don't go around making fun of your Yugo or whatever it is, don't make fun of my truck!



By the way, I need a sticker that says "Powered by coal!"



Npolysa,



Seems like there is a lot of ricer want to bees around the springs in addition to quite a few greenies:rolleyes:. I travel Academy everyday and I definitely know what your talking about. I think we need to get some local TDR members together and have a smokefest cruise down Academy:cool: I have a 12V and she smokes really good. Let me know and we'll get together and have some fun... .



Joe
 
I can completely understand how much fun it is pouring out the smoke but mark my words. Someday this is going to bit us in the butt. Who would have thought that Mcdonalds would get sued for making people fat but soon we are going to wear heat for the smoke some of our trucks produce.
 
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