Waring labels

[Jff24Gordn]

This is the back of a box for Repel Deerhunters Insect Repellent with earth scent. Believe it or not, it has a waring label on the back. It says...

READ ALL DIRECTIONS BEFORE USING THIS PRODUCT... ... Do not spray directly on face. To apply to face: dispence on palm of hand and spread on face and neck. DO NOT APPLY TO HANDS AND MOUTH... .....



Ok, so to put it on my face, I rub it on with my hands, but I cant use my hands. Makes sence to me. :-{}

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[illflem]

I like the warning on the baby carriage that says,

"REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING FOR STORAGE"

 

[klenger]

Fine Print - "Also, the bridge is out ahead"

 

[fkovalski]

My favorite is the sun blocker that goES inside of vehicles at the front windshield to block the rays to the interior:



"DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLES WITH SUN SHADE IN PLACE"

 

[TPCDrafting]

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Not a warning sign, but still a sign. I think this is HoleshotHoleset, but I'm not sure, I've never met him

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Mt. Washington , NH

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[Doc Tinker]

cream-flavour cream?

 

[Doc Tinker]

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[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by TPCDrafting

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Not a warning sign, but still a sign. I think this is HoleshotHoleset, but I'm not sure, I've never met him

:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf I have seen this guy in NYC , or at least a guy w/ the same sign

so I got him a bottle & told him let me know the research went:-laf

 

[TPCDrafting]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

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I wonder how the meeting of the minds went to come up with the process names of pre-washing and pre-shrinking?

 

[bmoeller]

Originally posted by TPCDrafting

I wonder how the meeting of the minds went to come up with the process names of pre-washing and pre-shrinking?

Not good, if HE #ad
was a member on the team.

 

[Sticks]

My favorite is the one you find on the plastic storage bins.



Picture of a baby/child laying in it like it was a crib with a lid.



NO BABY STORAGE!



Gotta' love America, we have to put warning labels on everything for the Darwin protected so they do not injure themselves or sue random corporations for actions that should have taken them out of the gene pool long ago. I am a firm believer in asking the stupid, "What have you learned?"



In Europe, you are lucky to find any warning labels on anything. No child proof gardrails on high places, no warnings on things like machinery with nasty sharp moving parts.

 

[MCummings]

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Merrick Cummings Jr

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I can't get away with anything....

Hey man - pan handling is tax free!



I did notice that cutting off the ponytail helped me to score more cake with the older folks. When I had the ponytail all I would hear from them is: "Darn long-haired freaky people..... !!"



Matt

 

[E7mack96]

Mcummings,



Can that decal be bought. I'd love to have one in each of my trucks



E7

 

[CAROLINA CUMMINS]

Man, I would love to have some of those decals







Steve

 

[cap-n-cray]

Mcummings,

Can that decal be bought. I'd love to have one in each of my trucks

Me too!



Cary

 

[MCummings]

As far as I know, it's only a picture right now. but, That's how all stickers start,, Right?



I'll have to see if I can get my sticker place here in town to print one of these off.



I'll see what I can do for you guys

I'll keep yall updated.



Merrick Cummings Jr