Warning to grave-robbing bigamists

[illflem]

The joys of small town living,can't believe this was on the front page of the local newspaper;

"If you're a grave-robbing bigamist who sniffs glue while committing a lewd act as you hunt cougars at night with eight grams of pot in your back pocket -- and you get caught -- you need to come up with $11,345 for bail.

Here's a short list of various room rates, compliments of the Chelan County Regional Jail (Visa and MasterCard not accepted):

* Bigamy, $5,000

* Opening a grave, $5,000

* Intoxicated boating, $500

* Taking protected wildlife, $500

* Possessing city property, $360

* Possessing marijuana (less than 40 grams), $250

* Lewd act, $250

* Glue sniffing, $250

* Begging, $100

* Hunting after dark, $9" #ad

 

[Briar Hopper]

I can't believe the high cost of living in Washington state ! How bad is the fine for stealing diesel fuel?
Guess I'll have to shelf my plans for moving out west... #ad

 

[Jeff H]

Opening a Grave? Is that after it was already buried?

 

[Missouri Mule]

Yes that after the box(body inside) is buried. (Probalby looking for gold/sivler teeth. )
In England many years ago they robbed graves so they could examine the bodies.
I quess no one from Alabama would want to move there.
Wish we had a begging law. Vans drop off people all over town with "I will work for food" of course when you offer them work they can't do that type " just give me money"
They also where real expensive sneakers. The rest of their outfit(clothes) look bad. If a van doesn't drop them off they have real nice bikes( 500. 00) to get around with. I have heard almost every con to get money out of my pocket I tell them to go to the police dept for help.