Well you were all right about my girlfriend....

[Sled Puller]

Granny... ... . HHHmmmm... .....

If Fireman Dave is around, even your granny isn't safe!

 

[FDavid]

yo mAN U GOT any nude pics or "homemade videos" of her? revenge is a dish best served cold

 

[XcumminsX]

no i dont. I respected her more than that. I think the point is Good guys get **** on for some reason... . I think i should just turn into an *******... .



Nick

 

[GFritsch]

Remember the mirror Nick. Its the one face you will see until the end. Be true to yourself. They WILL come to you, If you remember self respect.



And Hell you will always have your truck!

 

[MCummings]

Truck = Dead

Girl = Gone

 

[daveshoe]

Let's take all the stuff and advise about it and write a country and western song

 

[Jengle]

Wheres the beer? Or rain? Or train? Or Mommas? Or Prisons? Lessee here...



I was drunk, the day my Momma, got out of prison... .

 

[Truckie]

Originally posted by Dl5treez

"and my now ex-***** of a girlfriend went to pick her up, in the raaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn... ... .



BUT, before she could get to the station in my pickuuuuuup truck... ... ... .



she squashed a dumbass in a little red Jeep like a rollin' freight traaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnn... ... ...

"

sorry, had to.

dumbass in a little red Jeep like a rollin' freight traaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnn... ... ... (QUOTE from Dl5treez)



And smashed it to hell and back Now Im lay en around Bit***n I'm in body cast. :-laf :-laf





MIKE

 

[XcumminsX]

LOL, you guys are too much...



Well i found a new woman last night!!!



Kate beckinsale from Van Helsing :--) ..... She is Very hot... My heart skipeed a few times, check her out

 

[SRadke]

You guys just couldn't let this die could you. You had to go and drag old David Allen Poe into it.



BTW, you forgot about the beer.



-Scott

 

[duaneparks]

Originally posted by XcumminsX

LOL, you guys are too much...



Well i found a new woman last night!!!



Kate beckinsale from Van Helsing :--) ..... She is Very hot... My heart skipeed a few times, check her out

Think she's hot there... check her out in Underworld. She's a Vampire in a skin tight leather outfit... . 'nuff said!



Duane

 

[XcumminsX]

Im actually watching that movie tonight at my place with a girl i met threw my buddy... . Not sure what girl ill be looking at during the movie... . both pretty hot



Nick

 

[CATCRACKER]

x,



ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY MY WIFE IS YOUR MOM MY MOM YOUR FUTURE WIFE ALL OF THEM. IF THEY HAVE A SLIT THEY ARE CRAZY. A WISE MAN TOLD THAT ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR A WEEK AND DOES NOT DIE IF F-UP.



nice guys do finish last bad guys get lots of d/f women but end up with a variety of vanarial diseases.



so here is my opinion on your next girl dont tell her how you feel just be cool and let here know you like her and every now and then be an ahole big time but then be nice to make up the ratio should be nice to mean 65/35. no kidding!



but remeber if they have a slit b/t there legs they are crazy. a curses was given to man no kidding that the woman would always try to rule the man! keep that in your mind next time.



have you ever seen a big buck in full rut? that is how you need to act like when you are young run'em and cut'em.

 

[Iwant1]

Look X, when I was your age I was getting more Tang than an astronaut. Enjoy your youth, there's plenty of good looking tramps out there to fill most weekends. Spend the rest of your time and money on toys. Some woman will break you soon enough. This is a blessing, go have a ball!

 

[Rhondasway]

Originally posted by CATCRACKER

x, ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY... and cut 'em.

Dude, I'd lay off the glue...

BTW, anyone know where I buried my coat?

 

[bulabula]

XCX, here's an acronym for you to memorize:



Can't Understand Normal Thinking.