What are some anacronyms for FORD

[Cummins Pilot]

Fix Or Repair Daily

 

[amillstream]

Grow up? Never!

 

[MMiller]

Do you know why the ford is surrounded by the oval??







They circle the problem at the factory!



Michael

 

[Andy Morrison]

GMC = Gotta Mechanic Comin'















:--)

 

[vciesielski]

This was for the FORD's but the GMC = General Mess of Crap

 

[rrausch]

FIAT ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Fix It Again Tony!

 

[gds3076]

My wife told me this one tonight.



You know why they say "Chevy like a rock? Because you have to kick it to get any where!! I know it's not one for Ford but it's still pretty funny...

 

[Texas Diesel]

FIAT Found in a toilet



GMC Get my chain



FORD Failure of research & development

 

[gds3076]

NICE THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!

 

[Will24]

Chevy? Like a rock, yep, sits there and does nothing but serve a decorative purpose

 

[gds3076]

Will24



I have to agree they sure look pretty sitten their! but that's about all they do great at.

 

[Detroitiron]

we're all just big boys with big toys... if we grow up, does that mean we have to get "real jobs"?... I'm gonna get a real job someday, on account of I told my mom I would... nobody's been bold enough to say this one to me-For Out Runnin' Dodges

 

[Jeremiah]

Edsels

Wanna know why Ford stopped making Edsels? People were putting fur around the grille and callin' 'em Elsies.

 

[Chipstien]

My all time favorite, (though it points at us), is:



MOPAR



Moments Of Power Are Rare. Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[MMiller]

What about Mopar



Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly



Dodge



Damned Old Dodge Goes Everywhere



Michael

 

[kentdiesel]

A diehard Ford owner told me this one. I own several chevrolets and I still think its funny especially when I'm working on one.



Chevrolet stands for:

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time



c h e v r o l e t







Kent

 

[GFritsch]

These folks who rated their trucks on Edmunds.com might have some names.



http://www.edmunds.com/new/2004/for....researchlanding.vdpheader.ratingsbox.1.Ford*

 

[MRickard]

Chevrolet = Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology



GMC = Genericly Made Chevy



FORD = F'd Over Road Debri



VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object



DODGE = Drips Oil and Drops Grease Everywhere; Dead On Day Guarantee Expires



PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything



SAAB = Shape Appears A$$ Backwards



And my favorite:

oriental vehicles (THIGHyota, Nissan, Honda, etc) = RICE BURNER

Many more but I try to forget them...