What be yer Pirate Name ya scervy bildge rat! Arrrr...

[Proram]

Black Tom Kidd



Scott

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

Mad Tom Flint

Doc ... I am yer brother



Mad Tom Cash

 

[greyghost]

Bloody Harry Rackham



add one more to the Rackham Family Tree

 

[lmills]

Red Davy Vane.

 

[Ncostello]

Give me yer money er you'll be walkin me plank ya land lubbers!! Dirty Tom Cash is on the deck!!

 

[The patriot]

Dirty Tom Kidd



You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[BreaksEverything]

well I see we have 3 KIDD's on deck , now if one of the other 2 arrrr CAMPBELLS we can take this ship over , here's how ,just follow history , Imvite them too a dinner party , wine them ( lots of wiskey ) dine them & as they think they arrrrrrrrrrr safe the rest of uf come off the rafters & cut there necks from ear too ear arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



yes the CAMPBELL's really did something like that , I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER happens

 

[TPCDrafting]

Dread Pirate Kidd







Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[wcaldwell]

Mad Jack Rackham - Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit.



Swab that deck, swash those buckles, or I'll string you up on the yardarm and then I'll haul your keel!!! (pssst - where and what's the yardarm and how do you haul someone's keel??)

 

[lschultz]

Do we have any lady pirates?

 

[FATCAT]

Pirate Pick up lines you can use ....

For our lady pirates ... ...



10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?



9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?



8. Come on up and see me urchins.



7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.



6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.



5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?



4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?



3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.



2. Well blow me down?



And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …



1. Prepare to be boarded.



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And the bonus lines:



They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.



You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?



Wanna shiver me timbers?



I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.



Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.



That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.



Let's get together and haul some keel.



That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

 

[Jff24Gordn]

Iron Jack Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[VGiacalone]

Lady pirate here! My great name is Captain Charity Rackham. So I wonder if I'm wife, daughter, or mother to half the guys here?? Guess we better get this figured out! Charity doesn't sound very pirate-like does it? SIGH. And I so wanted to be tough and scary!



Valarie

 

[outlawram]

Mad Tom RackhamOo.

 

[Mr.Goat]

Another member of the Rackham family here. "Mad Dog Rackham".

 

[rbattelle]

Bloody Sam Rackham