Here I am

What in the world is this??

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someone should tell him it goes on the BACK of the truck





Signal73,



Where is the info on that rear mounted sucker? That looks like a machine I could use!!



Thank you in advance for the info.
 
Where did you get those pictures? That's my new carbon fuel recycling twins. The quasi-parabolic hotpipe polarizes the carbon in the exhaust gas so that is will stick to the bumper and fender instead of being wasted into the air. I then scrape the carbon off the bumper and fenders and put it into the centrifugal compactor (no it's not a turbo). There the carbon atoms are forced together to create industrial grade diamonds. I then use the diamonds to buy more fuel. Sort of like perpetual motion, with a cooler idle sound.
 
Come'on guys - can't you see

that Jed Clampet finally bought a Dodge??????



and for the younger set amongst us... .





The Ballad of Jed Clampet

(From “The Beverly-Hillbillies”)





Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed

Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed

An' then one day, he was shootin' at some food,

An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!



Well, the first thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire

Kin-folk said, "Jed, move away from there. " Said

Californy is the place y'oughta be, so they

loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.

Hills that is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!



Ol' Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank

Next door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,

Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,

'Cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault

Cash, that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!



Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin

An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back again to this locality,

T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!

Y'all come back, here!
 
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