Good Hair-Raisers
- the National Anthem
- intro drums to "Livin' After Midnight"
- the silky slither of lingerie sliding off a woman's skin
- fighter jets in afterburner
- the ripping buzzsaw noise of a Vulcan cannon
- your new baby's first cries of life
- "I now pronounce you man and wife"
Bad Hair Raisers
- dentist drill
- the fa-gwimpy pattery sound of MBA loafers approaching (cut-da-COST, cut-da-COST, cut-da-COST, cut-da-COST... ... )
- the plop of a huge grueling exam on the desktop
- "Dad, this is my boyfriend... "
- the slackjawed mumbling of the brother-in-law calling on the phone
- a gun cocking somewhere BEHIND you
- the rattle of papers as the doctor looks at your chart outside the door before coming in to tell you your diagnosis
- the sound of a CT-scan machine spinning up to speed while you lay there like a slug
- Banjo music and "You shore gots a purty mouf on you bowah!" :{ :-laf :-laf
- the ping of an easy-out snapping off in the block
Extremely Alarming Hair Raisers
- "Well, the news isn't good. "
- a jet engine spinning up while you are hiding in the intake asleep (prank actually played on a guy at an ANG base in Ohio)
- the loud slam-clack of somebody flipping a breaker in a nearby cabinet while you are rewiring a 440V conveyor panel
- "Honey, my mom needs to stay with us a while"
- "I'm from the gubmint, and I'm here to help. "