What the Heck? (Nose Hairs)

[HDH]

What the Heck is it with getting older?

I dont feel like I'am 40. I feel more like a Teenager with a Hair Problem.

Ive got Hair growing out-a place's where it should'nt be!.

I took advice from my wife to BOMB my Nose and Ear's!

(She Freeksout when I just grab a HandFull of Nose or Ear Hair and Yank it out by the Roots!)

I had to go to WalMart to get a Nose/Ear Hair Trimmer. What a Discrace at the checkout counter.

Well I Guess its not all Bad, I Dont need "The hair Club For Men" Yet!

Doug.

 

[Fireman Dave]

I'd like to know what gauge those "wires" are that are growing out of my ears. I almost need a side cutters to cut them out.

 

[DaveN]

my wife asked me if they made special back hair trimmers the other day. I responded with "Yes, they are right next to the bearded lady trimmers. . "

 

[dustoff]

yeah i have been caught a couple of times by the car next to me while sitting at a stoplight yanking hairs from my nose... was at a light once and the lady in front of me was twisting a locket of hair on the side of her head with her fingers... my girlfriend was with me and she asked me if i knew why women twisted their hair like that while sitting at stoplights... . i said no and she said because they have no b@lls to scratch... . i said ok, that makes sense..... go figure.....

 

[Champane Flight]

You Know

You know you are getting old if you have more hair on your ears and in your nose than on your head. (My case)

 

[QRTRHRS]

It's gravity!

You don't really lose your hair as you age. See, what happens is gravity takes over and although the hair on your head thins, it just moves down the body. Places like the nose, the ears, your back...

 

[BV]

Re: You Know

by Champane Flight

You know you are getting old if you have more hair on your ears and in your nose than on your head. (My case)

by QRTRHRS

You don't really lose your hair as you age. See, what happens is gravity takes over and although the hair on your head thins, it just moves down the body. Places like the nose, the ears, your back...

Couldn't have said it better than above

What tweaks me is the barber still charges full bore for half the hair

 

[Doc Tinker]

I can't believe I didn't start this thread

 

[chuck3]

Your getting slow Doc, this one should have been yours.

 

[johnrv4]

I suffer from all of the above mentioned hair growth(and loss)problems along with one not mentioned. . I noticed my eyebrows are starting to get longer and bushy. I'm about ready to dig my wife's old Epilady out of the closet and start torturing myself .

 

[LSMITH]

LMAO@John!!!! You could probably charge admission to see the epilady on the eyebrows!!!!

 

[Briar Hopper]

What kills me the most is the eye spasms from straining to look sideways in the mirror just to see to find the curb feelers coming out my ears... .

 

[Deezul1]

As you age the pores in your scalp close down so the hair just has to find another way out.

 

[rich m]

Considering the subject line..(and tangents)

Originally posted by BV







Couldn't have said it better than above

What tweaks me is the barber still charges full bore for half the hair

Full price! make him "ear"n it. . hint hint

He should "nose" better than to overcharge (relatively) a Diesel guy.

While he's at it, that back hair's probably reeeeal unsightly, too.



I'm thinkin' there's some real negotiating power here that none of us ever utilized before... . hmmmmmmmmm.....



Get the liberals on our side, as another downtrodden group, being exploited by the eeeeevilll "Big Barber"... Yeah, I'm onto something! Call Greenpeace! We've invented a crisis!

 

[willyslover]

Tom. . you'd better leave them there. . when you feel a vibration on your ear you know someone is yelling at ya. .

 

[Bill Lins]

Moderator- moving this to the Hair Club for Men forum.