What to do with bin Laden

[Crash_AF]

bin Laden

It's a thought... but won't it be over to quickly?? Something slow and agonizing... perhaps burying him up to his neck in a large fire ants nest and then coating his head with honey??



Sherry Hinson

 

[Steve M]

I say capture him, put him in a cold dark damp solitary cell with the song "New York, New York" playing at 85db for the rest of his long life. No visitors and no comunication with anyone.

 

[Crash_AF]

songs

Ummm, which version of "New York, New York"? The version from the musical "On the Town" or the "Chorus Line" version... Or would you prefer to alternate between the two???



Sherry Hinson

 

[RKelly]

Now your talking in my line of work (music).

To ensure a truly torturous existance in hell, I would suggest "Kenny G's Greatest Hits".

or any Kenny G album

ray

 

[MUDDY]

how about something from brabra streisand

 

[Crash_AF]

torture

My mother suggested Barry Manilow or Tiny Tim... the "Tip-toe through the tulips" guy. I much prefer playing "God Bless the USA" repeatedly to bin Laden while he's wearing one of those extra long armed white sports coats that straps in the back... .



Sherry Hinson

 

[jmeehan]

Dress him in a red, white, and blue jump suit. Then parade him through New York every Fourth of July.

 

[Bigsaint]

Tow strap

Hook 'ole Bin up between two pinto wagons with bad rubber in a mud pit. Should make for a slow death



Scott W.

 

[MUDDY]

jalapeno juice

spray his eyes 10 times a day

 

[SteveH]

Capture him and make him appear on the Rosie O'Donald show every day!!!

Steve H

 

[Bill Lins]

Rosie O'Donnell?

How 'bout make him LIVE with her?

 

[SteveH]

Ole Bin Laden wouldn't last a month having to LIVE with Rosie. He'd kill his own self if he had to hold his breath to commit sideways. We want him to have to suffer a long time before he goes to his allah so maybe Rosie is a little too much.

Steve H.

 

[Alaskaskiff]

Put him in the general population on Riker's Island. If the 22K pissed of New Yorkers don't get him (unlikely), maybe the corrections officers (part of NYPD) will.....

 

[rich m]

paperweight

may/may not be listed already, but, after whatever torture he gets from the rest of you, remove his head, stuff it in a big jar full of formaldehyde (and bacon!) and park him permanently on the front corner of the Oval Desk.

S. Hussein could be on the other corner, for "visual balance", and the heads of lesser ones could be intermingled in a big formaldequarium over by the wall.



Everybody'd get a reminder, then, that we're serious, every time there's a state of union address.

 

[Bill Lins]

Re: paperweight

Originally posted by rich m

formaldequarium

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[AKostman]

This man does not deserve the attention he is receiving, he needs to be found and staked at the WTC site with pictures sent to his followers. We will be on guard for the unforseable future. GOD BLESS AMERICA and our way of life.