What To Do With Osama B. Laden

[rrausch]

OK... If he is caught alive... bring him back alive to New York.

Take him over to Manhattan and dig a flat-bottom hole about 4 ft. X 4 ft. X 6 ft. deep.

Put a chair in the bottom of the hole and secure it so that it cannot tip over. Tie Osama B. Laden to the chair in the bottom of the hole.

Build a 2-holer Missouri Out-House over the hole and turn it over to the public to use as they see fit!

 

[Briar Hopper]

Uh... isn't that the sort of thing he'd be used to, considering the way they live over there?

I'd rather pitch him out of a Sikorsky or Bell 300 feet above the stadium at the closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games.

Let the Israelis do it. They need a little payback, after Munich'72. And they don't have all these civilized laws like we do, that would prevent application of appropriate justice.

For that matter, I vote we turn 'em ALL over to the Israelis. That's the perfect punishment.

 

[Happy Camper]

I the current reports hold true we won't have to consider what to do with him as he is Buzzard Bait!



Do not want to spend one thin dime feeding that slime ball!

 

[Amianthus]

Two ideas.

Here's what I propose. Both should be videotaped and broadcast worldwide.



First idea, three words. Draw and quartered. Instant gratification.



Second idea, put him in a hyperbaric chamber. Increase the pressure and hold it for a while to allow his body to stabilize. Then drop the pressure quickly to invoke the bends and all the pain that comes with it. Then re-pressurize him so that he doesn't die. Repeat this cycle one time for every individual that died on that day. I doubt he'd make it that long though. I figure it'd take around a month given a one hour cycle for each person.



What do you think?

 

[B.G. Smith]

Bin who?

Put him in a cell with Charles Manson and give them both a Straight razor.

 

[me4osu]

Bin Runnin

Although it goes against my agreement not to spend one dime on him. I think he would make a nice girlfriend for someone in the Angola prison down in Louisiana. However he may enjoy it seeing how the taliban hate women.



Another idea is to nail his scrote to a stump and push him over backwards.



I think the idea of the latrine is the best though.

 

[QRTRHRS]

Keep it simple, throw him in with the hogs.

 

[Steve M]

Sell him $300,000,000 worth of Enron stock with a 401k retirement plan.

 

[jandtjil]

Sell him to a drug manufacturer for human drug testing.

Then when commercial for new drugs come on TV, we can all laugh as they list the possible side effects. Diarrea, vomitting, hair loss, constipation, hemrhoidal swelling, dizziness, sleep loss.



JJ

 

[LarryB]

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[dieselgirlanddan]

Oo. Better Yet Put him in front of my truck, I'll just Ram 'em. :-laf

 

[illflem]

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